Children's Card Game Tournament Finals

[the_nether_mods]

Who: Yugi, Tea, Yukari, Bow, Youmu, Rita, Flay, Cain, MC'd by Miss Desu-Chan
What: IT'S TIME TO DUEL
When: Near the end of the month
Where: The otherwise yet-unused Colosseum

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Rita vs. Yugi

[the_nether_mods]

[Duel in this thread.]

[merry_slavemas]

[Yami SWOOSHES dramatically into the arena, DUEL DISK SYSTEM at the ready.]

May the best ancient Egyptian Pharaoh win!

[famed_mage]

*Rita is already there waiting.*

Bah, my research and calculations show I have a 99% chance of victory!

[merry_slavemas]

Then go ahead and take your first turn!

[famed_mage]

*Draws a card*

I play http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Gravekeeper%27s_Servant Gravekeeper's Servant. Now every time you attack, you must discard a card from your deck to the graveyard. I then summon Piano Teacher in Defense mode.

* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/aselia/images/thumb/2/2b/Mint_Adnade.gif/200px-Mint_Adnade.gif Mint appears, looking all cute.*

[merry_slavemas]

I summon the uncomfortably phallic worm and the disillusioned celtic guardian!
Go, disturbing symbol of Japanese repressed sexuality! Make short work of her Piano Teacher!

[famed_mage]

HEY! That's cheating! you can't summon 2 monsters at once! And Remove 2 cards from your deck to graveyard. Oh, and attacking her in defense mode activates her special ability, Nurse!

*As she gets hit by both attacks, Nurses appear and heal her back up. to half health, so her defence is now a quarter of what it normally is.*

[merry_slavemas]

If you didn't want me to cheat, you shouldn't have joined a tournament in the freaking Netherworld!

[famed_mage]

... touche. Still, I will beat you using my research! My deck will beat you, with all your good cards being in your graveyard.

[merry_slavemas]

I have more than enough cards to defeat you! Take your next turn, if you dare!

[famed_mage]

Whatever you say freaky hair.

*Draws a card*

I play another gravekeeper's Servant. Now you have to discard 2 cards for everyone attack. I also set down one magic and or trap card. I also summon Lens Hunter in attack mode. Go, destroy that Stupid elf!

* http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/aselia/images/thumb/e/e7/Rutee_Katrea_(ToD_PS2).jpg/200px-Rutee_Katrea_(ToD_PS2).jpg Rutee appears, takes out her sword, and strikes down the Elf, doing 200 damage to Yugi. *

Thats not all. If she does damage to you, I get to take the top card from your deck, and add it to my hand! Now give me the card.

[merry_slavemas]

I cast Magic Jammer, neutralizing and destroying the second gravekeeper's Servant!

And that's not all! My Magic Cylinder trap card negates your Lens Hunter's attack, returning it to your own Life Points!

[famed_mage]

You didn't even set those cards!

FIne, I activate the card I just put done, NO ITEMS EVER! He destorys any trap card you play, and deals 200 damage to you for it.

*Barbatos appears and does is mystic Arte against Yugi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efJlhwRmRfw *

[merry_slavemas]

Fine! As long as your Gravekeeper's Servant is destroyed, I don't mind losing a few Life Points.

[famed_mage]

It is. I decided my life points were worth more then some damage to your deck. I have other ways to remove them.

Your turn.

[merry_slavemas]

First, I summon Kuriboh, the most useless monster in existence!

Then, I cast Multiply, causing a whole crapton of the stupid things to fill my defense zone!

Next up, I cast Mystic Box! Your Lens Seeker is destroyed, and in its place you gain one of my feeble Kuribohs!

Finally, I cast Double Spell, taking your Gravekeeper's Servant from your graveyard under my control! Now you, too, must sacrifice cards to attack!