Urd's Television Interview

[mistressurd]

Who: Urd and Same
What: Urd's Interview for that bounty
When: A few minutes after she signs up for it
Where: Entrance Hall

Urd is laying in front of the TV in the entrance hall, watching, "Netherworld Soap's". There seems to be two prinny's yelling at each other in spanish on it.

"Wow, they even have spanish soap drama's  here," Urd says, looking

Comments

[the_nether_mods]

The massive doors of the hall swung open, and a news van drove straight in. It screeched to a halt a short distance from Urd, and out jumped a certain stuffed shark and a prinny cameraman.

"Are you Miss Urd?"

[mistressurd]

Urd is quite shocked by the news van in the building at first, but she has done worse.

"Yes I am," She says. "You wouldn't happen to be Same, would you?"

[the_nether_mods]

"The one and only! So, what can you tell me about your connection to God?"

[mistressurd]

"Wow, a talking shark," Urd says, slightly puzzled. "Somehow I'm not surprised."

Urd snaps her fingers, and suddenly a beautiful couch materialized under her, and she sits on it. "So, my connection to the Almighty one? Well, I work under him, I am a Goddess Second Class Limited License, and I am the Yggdrasil System Administrator and Manager. Oh, and I am also his daughter."

[the_nether_mods]

"Hmm! His daughter..." Same somehow takes notes with his fins.

"Does this mean you have insider knowledge about which of the major religions is really right? And what about your mother? Is God married?"

[mistressurd]

Urd just chuckles at the question. "Why does a demon want to know which religion is right anyway? And thats something for humans to find out. As long as they do the right thing, they will end up in a better place when the die."

At the question of her mother, she scowls slightly. "My mother is named Hild, and she is currently the Demon Lord of Hell. And no, they are not married."

[the_nether_mods]

Same seems excited by this development. "Fascinating, fascinating..."

"So, the daughter of God and... I guess an Overlord I haven't heard of. Are you expecting major political effects of Baal kidnapping you to kick in any time soon?"

[mistressurd]

"Well," Urd says. "My mother and I don't talk much. Though I can see her getting upset if he tried to hurt me. So far all he's don is trap me in a place were there are talking penguins. She, and father, would only try to step in if I was endanger of being killed. Due to the doublet system. If a Goddess dies, a demon also dies, and nether side wants that."

During the interview, it seems Urd has somehow changed into a sexy office lady outfit.

"I can see the Almighty sending Valkyries here, or if Hild is feeling bored, sending a tiny part of herself here. If she came without any power restrictions, She could easily destroy a large portion of this world just by entering."

[the_nether_mods]

"Unusual that I haven't heard of such a powerhouse! I'll be sure to track down her Netherworld and see if we can get it added to the Netherworld News Network's coverage. Just hope I don't die! Hahahaha!" He seems vaguely bitter with the last sentence.

"So, anyway. I hear you have strange television-related powers. Care to give us a demonstration?"

[mistressurd]

"Sounds like you do all the grunt work," Urd says. "Trying hard to get that anchor job? I've seen the news once. You have some tough competition to beat. Usagi has the voice of a true newscaster, while Plenair is eye candy. As for getting that world as part of your TV, good luck. Hild is not a very... plesnty person."

"You want to see my powers? Ok, watch this." Urd gets up, and snaps her fingers. A small, TV appears on the couch. She then walks over the the big TV behind them. The screen glows, and she flies inside it. After a few moments, Her cleavage fills the TV on the couch. "I can travel between any TV screen out there, working or not," She says from the TV, before flying out of it, and sits back on the couch. "You won't believe how many people think they are watching a dirty movie, but it's just me in the TV."

[the_nether_mods]

Same wipes a single sharky tear. "Wow, Miss Urd, that was insightful and somewhat hurtful!"

"That seems like a power you could profit off of effortlessly, if you don't mind my saying so. Why, some people love their 'dirty movies' to be homemade or even hidden-camera, just for the authenticity of it. Have you considered charging for these services? Or possibly holding the television sets of innocent children for ransom from the Censors?"

[mistressurd]

"I didn't know sharks could cry."

She ponders over what Same said. "Well, I have used this power to try to teach a few kids about how to please their woman a few times, but I never changed for it. Seeing as I need money here, I could do it, thought while I love to act it out, only a lucky few gets to see me fully naked or, doing the deed." She brushes her hair away.

"I have thought about become the seduction teacher, but some flat chested girl got the job first. I'm trying to find her so I can prove how much better I am then she is at it. I mean, who hires a loli for seduction?"

[the_nether_mods]

"There is a thriving lolicon market in the Netherworlds. That, and nobody has any standards." The reporter coughed.

"I think we can now move onto a new line of questioning... say..." Again, he cleared his throat. "What's, uh. What's your sign?"

[mistressurd]

"Why am I not surprised," Urd says with a sigh.

Urd laughs. "My sign? Time flows differently in heaven and hell then on Earth. We don't have signs. Though I like to think of my self as a Virgo."

[the_nether_mods]

"Oh, a Virgo, well..." He probably should have read up on Astrology before coming. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

"I'm totally compatible with that! So, how about your number? Hahahaha! Ha!"

[mistressurd]

"Sorry, not really into bestiality," Urd says. "But I can give you some pictures of myself if you want. I'm sure you can use them as pin-ups"