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ATTACK ON THE CASTLE!

Feb 28, 2010 20:02

Who: Zetta and OPEN
What: Zetta begins his assault! Anyone is invited to participate!
When: Whenever appropriate.
Where: The sky above the castle.
( IT CAME FROM...well here. )

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slapwithpanache March 1 2010, 02:37:54 UTC

" . . . That's your idea of a grand entrance? How dreadful. Try it again. Find a less cliche line and work on that laugh."

Bow, as she was wont to do, materialized out of nowhere to bother Zetta. Despite her grumbling, she was actually a bit impressed that he had managed to get the thing in the air.

"Alternatively, you should have just dropped this thing on top of Baal. See him survive that."

loyalbatmonkeys March 1 2010, 20:19:21 UTC

"Hey, it's worked for me for several thousand years, and I don't see any reason to change it" he said as he glared at the ghost.

"Besides", he continued "you ain't seen nothing yet".

slapwithpanache March 2 2010, 04:17:25 UTC

"Precisely. It wasn't cliche three thousand years ago, but it's dreadfully stale now. I suppose you can be forgiven on the basis of senility, though."

Bow floated down a ways before pausing.

"If you're up here, who's piloting?"

loyalbatmonkeys March 2 2010, 04:18:31 UTC

"Hey!" he growled. "I'm not Babylon".

He looked down. "It's that human space guy...person...pilot".

slapwithpanache March 2 2010, 04:27:13 UTC

"Oh." So long as someone was piloting, she didn't particularly care. " . . . . . . Well, then. Didn't you have something to show me?"

loyalbatmonkeys March 2 2010, 22:31:39 UTC

"Oh yeah."

He rapped on the top of the ship. "Hey! Drop the bombs!"

slapwithpanache March 3 2010, 04:23:37 UTC

"That's it? Bombs? That's simply standard fare for any floating warship. Be more creative. Shoot fire-spewing dragons. Or electricity. Alternatively, Snowman Dolls."

Bow smiled as she pulled out a tiny doll of a snowman out of nowhere and lofted it over the side of the deck. "You see?"

loyalbatmonkeys March 3 2010, 23:21:00 UTC

"Why be creative when it works?"

"Besides, what is that going to do?"

slapwithpanache March 4 2010, 03:38:11 UTC

"Hm? See for yourself."

Strangely enough, as the doll fell, it didn't seem to get much smaller to the eye . . . Actually, it almost seemed to look larger. As it smashed atop the castle's roof, the now-50 foot snowman wobbled back and forth for a few seconds before scrunching its eyes up.

The ship was suddenly in the middle of a blizzard.

loyalbatmonkeys March 5 2010, 01:28:09 UTC

Zetta blinked.

"Was that an Omega Ice?"

slapwithpanache March 7 2010, 03:38:45 UTC

"No." She responded simply. "It was a Snowman Doll." The effect, of course, was not especially lengthy, and soon enough the weather was back to normal. A good portion of the castle, though, had completely frozen solid.

loyalbatmonkeys March 7 2010, 06:17:24 UTC

"What sort of crazy items does your game have?"

slapwithpanache March 8 2010, 02:31:38 UTC

"Hmm . . . Ones that stop time, turn people to stone, and summon lightning storms. Then you've got the mushrooms, of course."

Bow glances over the side. "I do think their power is rather amplified here, however."

loyalbatmonkeys March 8 2010, 23:37:38 UTC

"Mushrooms...wait, THAT game series?"

slapwithpanache March 10 2010, 01:56:35 UTC

"Hm. I didn't know you were one of those lunatics with the silly notions about 'video games' and 'movies'. But yes. I'm from the Mushroom Kingdom."

loyalbatmonkeys March 10 2010, 01:58:00 UTC

"You just haven't seen the fourth wall the way we demons can".

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