It's 3:40 in the morning why, why, why do they do this to me? and this is the news! We have several breaking stories of various levels of importance.
New Bathhouse Construction Completed!
A bathhouse (also known by the fancy name of 'onsen') has recently been built. It features a male-only, female-only, neither, and unisex sections.
There is no way this could possibly cause embarrassing or uncomfortable situations for anyone.
Strange, Horrifying Clucking Heard
Recently, on nights of the full moon (which is every night since, well, this is the Netherworld), reports of ominous, terrifying clucking and squawking being heard across the Netherworld have increased dramatically in the last few days.
What could possibly be making these sounds is uncertain, but we have
blurry photographic evidence proving that something is apparently possibly quite likely doing something.
Fairy Immigration Into the Netherworld Explodes
Just this night, the population of fairies in the Netherworld has gone from a very small number to an incredibly large number. These fairies are capable of firing what is known as 'danmaku'--or magical, fancy bullets--and are all very, very trigger-happy. They travel in swarms and are currently overwhelming the Netherworld via their sheer numbers.
Oddly, none are entering Overlord Baal's castle. Maybe generic mook fairies aren't as stupid as we had once assumed.
Now, over to Pleinair, who is covering tonight's Blood Sox versus Netheryank game! Here you go, Pleinair.
((Out-of-Character information: Both the bestiary and atlus (both found in the main community's profile) have been updated concerning the newly-constructed onsen, the arrival of El Pollo Diablo from Monkey Island, and the danmaku-spewing fairies from Touhou Project.
Concerning the fairies, they have arrived in numbers bordering on the millions. Aside from the inside of the castle itself, they can and will be found in every single location in the Netherworld, such as Reimu's shrine, the onsen/bathhouse, the village, and the Wasted Baciel Tavern. These fairies are individually very weak, though their machine-gun-like danmaku firing can hurt and they travel in large groups. They are very trigger happy and will shoot anyone and everyone they see. If you need a mental image of the fairies, they are similar to Cirno, although blond rather than blue-haired and only averaging a foot tall at most.
This event will last until roughly midnight next Sunday (about one week from now), which will be announced.))