It's twelve o'clock, and time for the news!
Baal's Netherworld has had no peace in the past few weeks, with the failed Zerg takeover coinciding with the resolution of the Devourlord debacle, both ending in death and/or mysterious disappearance on the part of the troublemakers. Interestingly, the status quo has still not recovered, as the humans, demons and etc. from various planets that Lord of Terror Baal kidnapped have finally begun to riot!
Let's go to our field reporter, Same, for breaking news on the pandemonium in Pandemonium!
Terrible as that pun was, Usagi, mocking you won't really make me feel any safer here! I mean, I see the freaking Space Battleship Yoshitsuna in the sky--things are heating up! Everyone seems to be capitalizing on the chaos of the past two major events to bait the Overlord and his minions into a fight, but the motive for this clearly suicidal protest remains unclear! I have here the human who claims to be the mastermind behind the riot, a certain Kamina. Kamina, what are your thoughts on your and your followers' impending obliteration?
Bullshit! Every one of these people is now a member of the Gurren Brigade, and we're not gonna stop until
[TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES]
Er, ahem, sorry, folks. The network asked us to cut that interview for being "too hot blooded," "incoherent," and "encouraging illegal protesting activity." At any rate, people are freaking out. What will Lord of Terror Baal, Prinny Vizier Scrooge McDood, and the Demonic Devas do in response? Only time will tell.
And now, over to Pleinair with much brighter news about the 2010 Winter Tartarics! Tell us about the Dark Lord Valvoga's Netherworld Team's crushing defeat in magma curling.
[OoC: If you're not doing so already, you can feel free to post about what your character is doing for endgame as though it were an event. If you plan to do something requiring an NPC, try to organize a log over AIM. And if possible, I'd like to set a deadline on this plot so it doesn't drag out. Let's try to get everything done by March 5?]