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Jan 17, 2010 00:39

It's 12:30, and time for the news!

Minutes ago, famous former-ruler-of-the-universe Dragon Overlord Babylon made a cameo appearance near none other than Baal's Netherworld! Fortunately, our very own Same managed to capture some footage of the event.

In closely related news, the Overlord's Castle in Baal's Netherworld has been heavily damaged by such close proximity to Baal's unspeakably enormous elder. The uppermost floor was mostly crushed by the shockwaves from Babylon hitting some kind of force field in the Netherworld's lower atmosphere, and gravitational forces caused severe damage to the Netherworld's plumbing, creating several leaky pipes and flooding the lowest floors of the castle in magma! Sources say all residents rooming in these floors evacuated to the safe zone in the middle of the castle safely--what a disappointment!

We now go live to Same's interview with Prinny Vizier Scrooge McDood, to hear the official government response to the damage. Same?



Mr. McDood, a great deal of Overlord Baal's famous kidnappees have been forced to abandon their temporary lodgings in the castle due to not being lavaproof. What are your plans for relocation?



Plan? Good sir dood, what makes you think this is my problem? The ungrateful squatters can crowd into the remaining rooms for all I care, dood! Now if you shall excuse me, dood, I have a priceless tea collection to reorganize. Ignorant old oaf... interfering with the Lord of Terror... *grumble, dood*



Haha! So callous and self-absorbed. He'd be a role model for the children, if he weren't a Prinny. And now, over to Pleinair for coverage of the Netherworld Academy's "Overlord's Day" program!


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