Remember those "News Post" things?
It's eleven o'clock, cold as balls, and time for the news!
With the inconclusive results of the Netherworld Card Game Championships, the "coveted" title of [Overlord of Card Games] was officially awarded to one Yukari Yakumo on the basis that Yugi Motou, with whom she tied in the final round, has since mysterious disappeared. Along with the title, Ms. Yakumo received 500 EXP, as did every other participant in the finals.
Glad that's over with. Pffft, card games. The Netherworld is going to hell.
Events following the repair of the Dimensional Gate--again in Overlord Baal's Netherworld--remain scattered and unhelpful. With tis inability to bridge the Netherworld with other Netherworlds, the gate is being used mainly as transportation for vacation tourism. Speaking of vacations, it's that time of year again!
That's right, it's Interdimensional Nondenominational Demon Children Get Presents Day season! You may recall the holiday being referred to as "Christmas" last year, but recent lawsuits have prompted the Dark Assembly to officially reorganize and redefine Netherworld "holiday cheer" polciies. Despite the new name, citizens are encouraged to celebrate Interdimensional Nondenominational Demon Children Get Presents Day the same way as always; rampant commercialism, self-destructive egg nog addictions, and domestic violence.
In closely related news, Senator Ancient has obtained yet another new record on fillibuster length in opposition of the same bill, at twenty-eight days, seven hours and fourteen minutes. Our very own Same nearly died obtaining footage of the Senator's rant... which the network has chosen not to air for concerns of decency.
And now, over to Pleinair with live battlefield coverage of Snowball War XXVII!
With the inconclusive results of the Netherworld Card Game Championships, the "coveted" title of [Overlord of Card Games] was officially awarded to one Yukari Yakumo on the basis that Yugi Motou, with whom she tied in the final round, has since mysterious disappeared. Along with the title, Ms. Yakumo received 500 EXP, as did every other participant in the finals.
Glad that's over with. Pffft, card games. The Netherworld is going to hell.
Events following the repair of the Dimensional Gate--again in Overlord Baal's Netherworld--remain scattered and unhelpful. With tis inability to bridge the Netherworld with other Netherworlds, the gate is being used mainly as transportation for vacation tourism. Speaking of vacations, it's that time of year again!
That's right, it's Interdimensional Nondenominational Demon Children Get Presents Day season! You may recall the holiday being referred to as "Christmas" last year, but recent lawsuits have prompted the Dark Assembly to officially reorganize and redefine Netherworld "holiday cheer" polciies. Despite the new name, citizens are encouraged to celebrate Interdimensional Nondenominational Demon Children Get Presents Day the same way as always; rampant commercialism, self-destructive egg nog addictions, and domestic violence.
In closely related news, Senator Ancient has obtained yet another new record on fillibuster length in opposition of the same bill, at twenty-eight days, seven hours and fourteen minutes. Our very own Same nearly died obtaining footage of the Senator's rant... which the network has chosen not to air for concerns of decency.
And now, over to Pleinair with live battlefield coverage of Snowball War XXVII!