Mormon Barbie?!
In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday, Mattel has created a
Mormon Barbie for the folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial
Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower
print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a
bow in her flowing shoulder length hair, with puffy bangs.
Celestial Barbie wears a permanent smile and comes with her own
bread-making machine, store of wheat, list of ways to feed a family
of 12 on less than $100 a week, casserole recipes, and a years supply
of green Jell-O with shredded carrots. When you pull the chord in her
back she sheds real tears and says, "You have such a special spirit,
Sister. Appreciate ya very much. Love ya." Occasionally you can find
one that says "Oh my heck!" but this is a factory defect and is very
rare. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck."
You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with Celestial
Barbie, but he's hard to find. (He's always off fulfilling some
priesthood calling, so he's rarely home.)
Mormon Barbie for the folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial
Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower
print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a
bow in her flowing shoulder length hair, with puffy bangs.
Celestial Barbie wears a permanent smile and comes with her own
bread-making machine, store of wheat, list of ways to feed a family
of 12 on less than $100 a week, casserole recipes, and a years supply
of green Jell-O with shredded carrots. When you pull the chord in her
back she sheds real tears and says, "You have such a special spirit,
Sister. Appreciate ya very much. Love ya." Occasionally you can find
one that says "Oh my heck!" but this is a factory defect and is very
rare. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck."
You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with Celestial
Barbie, but he's hard to find. (He's always off fulfilling some
priesthood calling, so he's rarely home.)