Two #51s. O.o Total Coinsidence I Tell You
Challenge: SRMTHG 100
Propmt: #51 Red
Disclaimer: I don't own SRMTHG. Disney does.
Challenge: SRMTHG Writer's 100
Propmt: #51: Head Over Heels
Title: Evil Sprx's Biggest Fangirl
Genre: Crackfic
Rating: K+
Pairings: Evil Sprx/Valina... kinda
Notes: Filled with inside jokes. ^^;
Disclaimer: I still don't own SRMTHG.
“Get away from me ya crazy witch!”
“But you're so awesome Evil Sparky! Squee!”
“Hey! I don't care if I'm not technically the real Sprx! I don't wanna be called that either!”
Sprx continued to try and get free of Valina's grasp with no avail. As Valina stood there in a state of fan girl love giggling and squeeing at her obsession being in her arms, Mandarin walked up to the duo casually, drinking bubble tea. “She got bit again, huh?” Mandarin asked.
“Yes,” Evil Sprx replied. “Are you gonna tell me how to cure her or not?”
“I would, but then I'd spoil stuff for the fic where this happened to me.”
“Gee, wouldn't want to have that, now would we?” The captured villain rolled his eyes.
Mandarin took another sip before speaking. “I didn't even know there were rabid Evil Sprx fan girls.”
“Oh yeah. There are quite a few actually. This one was especially scary.” Sprx tried to recall the details. “She was one of the angst and horror writers I think. She seemed to be the plotkeep type.”
“Wow, really? We don't get a lot of those in this fandom, especially from the girls.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“She seriously didn't ship anything?”
“Well, she may have said something about mandova.”
“Oh, great.”
“Yeah, weird huh? The only reason she didn't glomp me was because she was also running for her life. She was getting chased by an angry mob who wanted her to update her fic.”
“Yikes.”
“You're so cute when you talk Evil Sparky!” Valina said with a giggle, cutting into the conversation again. She squeezed Evil Sprx tighter and he gasped for air.
“Can't.... breathe....”
“Don't worry Evil Sparky! If you suffocate, I'll take good care of your corpse! I can stuff it and turn it into a plushie! Yay plushie!”
“What?!”
“I love you Evil Sparky! Squee!”
Mandarin simply watched and took another sip of his tea. “Well, I'll let you two get back to what you were doing. Goodbye Sprx.”
Evil Sprx panicked and started yelling after Mandarin. “Wait! Don't leave me here! I don't want to be a plushie! Mandarin!”
Evil Sprx made fearful monkey noises as Valina walked away with him in tow, giggling and squeeing and otherwise being head over heels for her fan girl obsession all the way. “Come on Evil Sparky! Let's go watch the angry mobs chase the slow updaters together! Ooh! I can see some from here! That crowd following the girl with the black hat is really big!”