Fantastic story
Things that make the below story excellent:
The Sun think 5k of damage to a 260k home counts as it being wrecked
The girl is functionally illiterate. Although calling your mum a twat to millions is pretty ballsy.
Drugging a puppy would be hilarious.
I've spent my morning thinking about the logistics of how a foursome on a washing machine would work.
A TEENAGE girl whose “sleepover” turned into a drug-fuelled orgy which trashed her parents’ house has bragged: “It was well good.”
Gemma Johnson, 15, left the comment on social networking site Bebo - which she had earlier used to invite people to the bash while her folks were away.
Up to 100 people turned up and wrecked their £260,000 home.
Partygoers told of seeing guests tied to the family IRONING BOARD and a foursome on the washing machine.
But the middle-class lass showed no remorse for last month’s “pimps and hos” bash - which she promised would just be a sleepover for three pals.
Instead she taunted mum Julia Anscomb for revealing her horror, writing: “All thats dne is make everyone go ‘wow ur party made the frount page’. “i mean it wasssss goooodddd - and my mums a twat nehowww.”
Family puppy Bailey was drugged as revellers enjoyed supplies of ecstasy, cocaine and marijuana - and sex toys at the party.
Yesterday Julia, 37, said she had been landed with a £5,000 repair bill for the home she shares with Gemma’s stepfather Robert, in Worthing, West Sussex.
She added: “Gemma still doesn’t believe she has done anything wrong.”