Are you saying that our heaven is duck hell?
I know I haven't updated in a while. My bad.
This weekend was full of craziness. Friday looked like shit until Beth and Max got stuck on Main Street and called for me to get them. From there we went to the Mad Moose and hung out with Shaka while he bounced. It was better than it sounds. Saturday night was Teen Wolf. THAT was a good time, with 80s music and dancing and sweating and Max and his girl grinding on each other to the point where everyone was thinking *well he's getting laid hard tonight*. The text he sent me at 3:30 that night confirmed that, if you care.
I'm stuck weighing 192. It's like my body has just said "You've had enough, bro." Yes, my body calls me bro.
Party for Nick on Friday. There's gonna be a banner and beer pong and Friday the 13th movies on mute and music and good times.
I'm sure there's more, but I got 5 hours of sleep last night and I want over 7 tonight, so I'm going to sleep.
If you could be anything you want, the world would be full of movie stars and astronauts. Then who would make the sandwiches?
This weekend was full of craziness. Friday looked like shit until Beth and Max got stuck on Main Street and called for me to get them. From there we went to the Mad Moose and hung out with Shaka while he bounced. It was better than it sounds. Saturday night was Teen Wolf. THAT was a good time, with 80s music and dancing and sweating and Max and his girl grinding on each other to the point where everyone was thinking *well he's getting laid hard tonight*. The text he sent me at 3:30 that night confirmed that, if you care.
I'm stuck weighing 192. It's like my body has just said "You've had enough, bro." Yes, my body calls me bro.
Party for Nick on Friday. There's gonna be a banner and beer pong and Friday the 13th movies on mute and music and good times.
I'm sure there's more, but I got 5 hours of sleep last night and I want over 7 tonight, so I'm going to sleep.
If you could be anything you want, the world would be full of movie stars and astronauts. Then who would make the sandwiches?