thank god for mariano
didnt kill myself this week but there is still 3 weeks to go.. ok so today has been the best day so far since ive been grounded... at like 12:30 i hear a loud knock on my window so i walk over to see who it was and to my suprise it was mariano... so he comes in my house and we chill for a little bit then we go to publix and "buy" some beer... we go to the country walk and start to drink... and it was pretty cool.. then mariano starts talking about the massive shit that he has to take so i come up with a great plan.. i told that nigga to take a shit in the garbage can.. he is like man i dont know let me drink some more...after like to beers he's like aight man im ready so he sits down and takes a shit wow wow how fucking funny so he is sitting there taking a shit and talking to me like its no big deal then i hear him say man its green so i just start cracking up.. then i walk over and i see it no joke man this shit was like a forest green color fucking nasty man it was like a 5 inch shit in the trash and i just about fucking puked i was saying that it looked like the green slug from the movie Antz and mariano is like hell na.. then he says it looks like judafet from star wars and we both agreed.. so mariano had gatherd these leaves from a tree and starts wiping.. he starts saying how the leavea arent working and im just laughing looking at him struggling to clean his ass then he gives up and we both go to the the country cross bathroom were he finishes his wiping we walk back to our beers and we start drinking again we wanted to get done quick so we start chuggin so like 6 beers turn into 2 in like a min... so we have our last beer and we decided to make it special so we walk to this tree man.. this tree honestly reminded me of some sort of tree of life it was so awsome looking never noticed how cool the tree was.. so we drink our last beer and we are pretty much fucked uo so we decided to walk to katie's house it seemd like such a long walk to me on the way we saw charlie with his fucked up looking hair dont know what was going on there.. so we arrive at katie's and she comes out and we start chatting away about stuff i was pretty fucked so it everthing was pretty interesting then these girls jodie and maria come and mariano starts being an ass and tells them to scat so they leave and me and mariano jump katie to get in her house.. once we are in we start clowning around not really notidcing that katie was trying to kick us out cause she was grounded and we werent suppose to be in there.. as soon as we leave her mom drives up.. my bad katie sorry if you got in trouble for our shananagans.. so then we go to jodie and maria's house and we do nothing then seb and his friend sahil show up... and we go to publix to try to "buy" some more beer it fails cause it seemed like there was lots of heat around.. after all of this im like man i have to go home cause my dad should be home soon so i go home and i decided to jump in the lake cuase that would be an excuse for me to tell my dad... turn out it was pointless cause my dad wasnt home.. that pretty much sums up the day so im out