Dear members, I now call to order the first meeting of the society for the support of those that have been through the Ebil that is Nessie.
Before we begin, however, I would like to present you with some examples of why Nessie is so ebil. While it pains me to subject you all to such horrific images, that surely will cause your brains to bubble and boil as it did mine, we suffer for a good cause.
Figure 1.1: The subject of 'Hiro', the squirrel, is one that will invariably cause much pain to the cranium area, and also that of the sides, from laughing too much. The Ebil One persists in bringing up this subject as much as possible, to use the shock effect.
Figure 1.2: Niou-kun, due to his unfortunate tastes in hairstyles, has a tendancy of resembling a certain member of the Erinaceidae family. The Ebil One takes full advantage of this fact.
Due to the brevity of the time that we have, this slideshow will continue on later.