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[nessaniel]

I'm old and ill and tired and weary and having the usual existential crisis so...

Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
My non-romantic OTP for this character: <-- I don't get this question so no

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[nessaniel]

Aw thank youuuu <333

Arena Tour!Judas
How I feel about this character:

He broke my heart. There is a hole in my chest and blonde dreadlocks are dangling from the frayed edges...

All the people I ship romantically with this character:
Jesus, Mary and Peter (but that might be more due to the 2000!movie, where Peter is ready to punch Judas in the faaace and Judas just SMILES at him like "Do it, bro, I know how to push your buttons!")

My unpopular opinion about this character:
Not about him but about the stupid staging decisions that put him nowhere near the buzz during “Simon Zealotes” or “Hosanna” or well everything OF IMPORTANCE.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
See above.

my het ship:
Judas/Mary

my fem/slash ship:
Judas/Jesus, all the way

my OTP:
JUDAS/JESUS, I AM GOING TO CRY UGLY TEARS SO MANY UGLY TEARS EVERYTHING HURTS I NEED FLUFF WITH THOSE TWO

my OT3:
Judas/Mary/Peter (if I had to choose one. They could bond over how hard it is to keep their stupid messiah safe and warm)

my cross over ship:
This is pure crack but Judas/Mercutio (musical version). They have a lot in common and they would crash and burn in seconds and everything would hurt even MOAR and I really need a therapist.

my kink:
Judas smoking. That's 100% Tim Minchin's fault and I love him for it.

a head canon fact:
Again with the smoking: Judas stopped some time after he met Joshua because Joshua is ALWAYS SO DISAPPOINTED if you endanger your health - and right before everything breaks apart, Judas starts smoking again because he is actually twelve years old and utterly stupid.

my gender bend:
I have no clue seriously. A lot would depend on the woman's singing voice and have not yet seen any official version of female!Judas (although let's be real, Pradon was already the best Judas, put some bangs and braids on that and you have a girl xD). I think a female Judas would work only if you genderbend the whole cast or at least use a guy for Mary, otherwise people will misinterpret this as a mere jealousy-story? WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO NOT SEE IT AS SUCH WITH A MALE JUDAS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO JUDAS IS NOT IN LOVE WITH JESUS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GETS TO REPRISE THE LOVE SOLO NOOO HOMOOO.