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[nessaniel]

I'm old and ill and tired and weary and having the usual existential crisis so...

Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
My non-romantic OTP for this character: <-- I don't get this question so no

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[nessaniel]

Porthos

How I feel about this character:

Seriously. They are all effing good looking but he is just... the icing on the cake.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:
Flea, Aramis, Athos, d'Artagnan and Charon (in a "Oh man I wanna know what kissing feels like can you help me out bro"-way)

My unpopular opinion about this character:
I adore him and there are parts of the fandom where this would count as one. Hopefully they all fall into poison ivy and get rashes on their dicks.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
I am so torn about his back story. On the one hand I think that the homage to Dumas’ father was a beautiful allusion but at the same time I would have preferred if he had been as noble as Athos and had something more than “a beggar and thief” as a background. Oh well.

my het ship:
Porthos/Flea because DAMN IT GURL, GO GET IT.

my fem/slash ship:
see above xD

my OTP:
Porthos/Aramis and again, Porthos/Athos? SO MANY POSSIBILITES

my OT3:
Porthos/Aramis/Athos

my cross over ship:
HAVE THEM MEET THE SINGING RUSSIANS!

my kink:
I have this really kinky idea for a Porthos/Aramis/Athos/Constance-foursome with steamy sex and it involves lots of loving touches and penetration and basically d’Art is not enough for her and...well. Oh and Porthos dominating the hell out of Athos.

a head canon fact:
Porthos never questions Athos about his past. He knows that there can be things in a man’s life that he never wants to talk about and he understands wjy Athos prefers to keep silent about it.

my gender bend:
Lyndie Greenwood She plays Jenny Mills on “Sleepy Hollow” and I think she could pull off the strong physical aspect of Porthos really well. (Also she is a freaking hot babe so...)