What the... oh I see what you did there XD
Click to viewI'll just leave this here and you have to figure it out for yourself.
(And no, 'Spiderman and Iron Man go undercover as gay monks and have lots and lots of steamy sex' is not the answer. Although that would have been a very good comic book (minus the fact that Peter thinks of Tony as his Dad. But you know... XDDD)