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[nessa_isparadis]

Staying up all night plotting bloody murder is hell on the complexion. And I'm still searching for the elusive F.

The Death List (a work in progress):

? Sienna aka Foo-Foo - has been threatend, also: unlikely
Will Ferrell - ups
Trent Ford
? Floppyhair? hm...
and
Billy Boyd, just because it'd do the world a service

Comments

[_heres_jonny]

THE FECK YOU DID TO TRENT YOU SCHEMING FECKIN BITCH?

[nessa_isparadis]

Darling, there's no need to be alarmed. He's off the list because he's been eliminated as a possible F, he's not been, you know... eliminated.

[_heres_jonny]

I FECKIN HOPE FOR YOUR FECKIN SAKE HE HASN'T.

[nessa_isparadis]

You're so adorable when you yell. Do that again.

[_willferrell]

*stops for a moment in the bike store, fingering a heavy-gauge chain, thinks of you momentarily, then continues on with shopping, humming*

[nessa_isparadis]

*gets a tingling sensation in her ears, figures you are thinking warm thoughts of violently killing her not husband, smiles, carries on plotting cooking dinner for the little ones*

[miller__lite]

*tear*

[nessa_isparadis]

Oh sweetheart, darling, I hope you know this is nothing personal. You know I adore you more than words can express, but this is about my darling. I can't take any chances there.

[floppyhair]

um.

oh dear.

[nessa_isparadis]

You seem nervous. Do you have reason to be nervous?

[floppyhair]

noooooo.