The Parselmouths rock my world. Seriously, it's like they wrote this song based on me:
"Lovesong for Professor Lupin"
Professor Lupin, la la la la la la la la...
Professor Lupin, la la la la...
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
you know it kind of makes sense
first we had Quirrel, but he was out of his mind
out of his, out of his mind
next there was Lockhart; I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
you know it kind of makes sense
I remember Moody, who wasn’t Moody at all
he was just, he was just Crouch (Junior!)
who’d forget Umbridge, that mean old inquisitor?
I was so glad when she left
that year was Snape; he wanted that job so bad
go back to, go back to potions
I want to tell you about a little secret, Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore wouldn’t approve
of a crush I have on a former teacher
what can I say?
I guess werewolves are kind of cute
now I can see why they sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
you know it kind of make sense