crackhead poetry
EVERYONE, I have discovered the world's first SENTIENT POEM!!!!! unfortunately, it seems to have come from the mind of a very drunk gangsta...
yo, I'm a fuckin' shitty ass poem
and I am sittin' on a shitty ass piece of paper.
I was chillin' out one day when someone decided to write me,
what a fuckin' whacked out caper!
I ain't crafted with no talent,
I ain't written with no brains!
I am just some shitty ass poem
by some shitty nigga who is insane.
I want to be an individual,
I want to stand out.
I want da whole world to know
what I'm all about!
I am some shitty poem
and nobody cares about me
because I am just a piece of shit
and I was written carelessly.
what the fuck, I mean seriously.
"carelessly" must be biggest word my author ever wrote!
I'm so shitty if you put me in water
I would totally sink and not float.
yo, I'm a fuckin' shitty ass poem
and I am sittin' on a shitty ass piece of paper.
I was chillin' out one day when someone decided to write me,
what a fuckin' whacked out caper!
"Dinner At My Aunt's Place"
At first everyone was just confused as Jim ripped the hot dog from its bun
and threw it on the floor. The undoing of the belt made Aunt Sis stand up
and say, "Jimmy, what are you -- ?"
Then he stood up and pulled down his pants, turning everyone's eyes like cheerios.
My cousin Lizanne threw herself around in her chair to turn her eyes away
and mom covered her mouth. Aunt Sis didn't know what to do
as he slid his penis from his boxers and picked up the hot dog bun.
"Time for dinner," he said, putting the bun around his dick.
He picked up the ketchup in one hand and put it on his hot dog,
which he held in the other. Same motions a second time with mustard.
I've never heard of a fetish involving genitalia disguised as food
and offered to family members, but the world is sort of a strange place.
yo, I'm a fuckin' shitty ass poem
and I am sittin' on a shitty ass piece of paper.
I was chillin' out one day when someone decided to write me,
what a fuckin' whacked out caper!
I ain't crafted with no talent,
I ain't written with no brains!
I am just some shitty ass poem
by some shitty nigga who is insane.
I want to be an individual,
I want to stand out.
I want da whole world to know
what I'm all about!
I am some shitty poem
and nobody cares about me
because I am just a piece of shit
and I was written carelessly.
what the fuck, I mean seriously.
"carelessly" must be biggest word my author ever wrote!
I'm so shitty if you put me in water
I would totally sink and not float.
yo, I'm a fuckin' shitty ass poem
and I am sittin' on a shitty ass piece of paper.
I was chillin' out one day when someone decided to write me,
what a fuckin' whacked out caper!
"Dinner At My Aunt's Place"
At first everyone was just confused as Jim ripped the hot dog from its bun
and threw it on the floor. The undoing of the belt made Aunt Sis stand up
and say, "Jimmy, what are you -- ?"
Then he stood up and pulled down his pants, turning everyone's eyes like cheerios.
My cousin Lizanne threw herself around in her chair to turn her eyes away
and mom covered her mouth. Aunt Sis didn't know what to do
as he slid his penis from his boxers and picked up the hot dog bun.
"Time for dinner," he said, putting the bun around his dick.
He picked up the ketchup in one hand and put it on his hot dog,
which he held in the other. Same motions a second time with mustard.
I've never heard of a fetish involving genitalia disguised as food
and offered to family members, but the world is sort of a strange place.