My gay cat.

Dec 15, 2009 15:58

Lolz.
I really don't know what to think about this, really. I don't know if I have to see a vet for this problem, cause I'm scared for disbelief, but this begins to grow out to a serious problem.
See, my cat is gay. But also sexually frustrated.
If you want to know how I know my cat is gay.. Well just look at a VERY gay human.. But than transform that person into my cat. It's a real drama queen, but male cat.

He always dry fucks(I'm sorry but there's no other word for this :P) a cushion. We often distract him when he's doing that, so he'll stop, but some times when we're not there, he just does his "thing".

Yesterday, when I was watching the late news. He started with his "ritual" and I noticed something different this time.. Some thing very strange..
My other, younger, also male cat, was on my lap. Just sleeping. But the gay cat was looking at him fixed the whole time, while he was "busy".
The look in his eyes was so strange that I let him do what ever, to see what would happen.
He had this dark gaze in his eyes, and the position to jump any time soon. But I wasn't sure why or where to..
So, after a while, when gay cat almost was on his peak.. He jumped on my other cat, bit him in his neck and freaking started to rape!
OMG!! Can you belief that!?!?! A freaking male gay cat that rapes another male cat?!?!?!? And on forehand was "masturbating" by the looks of the other MALE cat :O NO-WAY!!!

I grabbed his scruff and threw the gay cat on the ground. I was totally flabbergasted :P

But I don't know what to do now :P I know (already ones looked it up on google) it's common,that cats are (acting) gay, but not very often. But this really is getting out of hand..

It's a very embarrassing story, but I had to share it :P

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