☆ post for the fabulous me & KEII
This is for whenever fallacist's MSN is being a fag, and for whenever my Twitter decides to be one too [HOW CAN I QUIT THAT STATUS UPDATE SHIT].
CURRENT DISCUSSION: Pokemon-Gijinka AU
Current Characters: LONG AS FUCK
Typhlosion, Feraligatr, Honchkrow, Plusle, Minun, Shinx, Luxio, Vulpix, Ninetails, Arcanine, Luxray, Ralts, Gardevoir, Chansey, Blissey, Jirachi, Magikarp, Gyarados, Milotic, Feebas, Golduck, Absol, Houndoom, Staraptor, Infernape, Torterra, Meganium, Blaziken, Sneasel, Weavile, Sharpedo, Lucario, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Mr. Mime, Jumpluff, Pikachu, Rotom, Deoxys, Mew, Mewtwo, Altaria, Swablu, Gulpin, Drifloon, Shroomish, BABY POGERS, Ditto, Enteri, Suicune, Raikou ++ I GIVE UP ADDING LOL
Relationships: lol this is long eh so far the MC seems to be Typhlosion though. ABBREVIATIONS EVERYWHAR
Gang kids:
Typhlo [m] - MC, dating Feraligatr who SURFS LIKE A BOSS down at the beach more later is also the insane leader of some weirdass gang-thing who LOVES LOVES LOVES HIS FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES AND NAKAMA AND KIZUNA and lectures very well on them lol
Absol [m] - Used to be Typhlo's childhood friend until he moved. Found him again through Luxray whom he made friends with over Facebook or something IDK. COMES BACK ON A BIKE. cause he can, obvs. The teasing-bro type 8D
Luxray [m] - Secretly dating quilava. BIG DRAMU. Looks up to Arcanine as a big bro figure. Older sib to Luxio and Shinx. He's a 'whatever' kinda guy who's into music.
Houndoom [m] - leader of a rival gang. 'Cept Typhlo beat the crap out of him and now they're nakama and JOINED FORCES LOL. He likes Mightyena (a case of Single-Target Sexuality) , who once worked under his as a right-hand sort of thing. Just never got around to actually TELLING him that. HAS TEN POOCHYENA BROTHERS.
Mightyena [m] - Once upon a time he was Houndoom's right-hand man. Right now, he's sort of taking care of the rest of the gang like a Team Mom would. :3 Is totally oblivious to love.
neighborhood kids: ...they're mostly in highschool. I THINK?
Staraptor [m] - the neighborhood's mailman. His brother is Honchkrow, who sometimes swaps shifts with him.
Gardevoir [m] - trap!friend to Ninetails, older sibling of Ralts. He's a responsible guy who doesn't run away!
Quilava [f] - sassy sis to Typhlo. She and Luxray are dating but both are sort of frivolous. Middle Schooler.
Cyndaquil [f] - LOST SIBLING FOREVAHHH it's definitely the mafia's fault
Ninetails [m] - is/has a (too) fabulous ass. TRAP. Older bro to vulpix. Dating Arcanine, and I am not sure how this happened.
Arcanine [m] - He's a cool, family kinda dude. Makes me wanna hug him forever. Responsible, this one.
Beach dudes:
Blaziken [m] - works at the beachside MacDonald's. AGAIN, IDK WHY
Feral [m] - he surfs like a pro. bff with meganium who is a total yaoi-fangirl. HE'S THE KIND OF COOL GUY WHO LOVES EVERYONE.
Meganium [f] - sun-bathing beach babe type. SHE LOVES GAYBOS. She's faaaabbbbb. ♥ See comments for more.
Torterra [m] - poor guy is saddled with lifeguarding the assholes here.
Swampert [m] - Feral's surfbuddy o3o he's a pretty chill dude with relations to mudkip.
Schooling lulz PART ZERO: NURSERY SCHOOL TIME
Swablu [m] - the first-crush kind of guy girls like lol. Little bro to Altaria. Unlike his bro, he's probably straight.
Articuno [f] - The nursery teacher! 8D She likes her job. Her brothers stop by to help her out sometimes.
Gulpin/Drifloon/Ditto/Baby pogers/Shroomish - idk
Schooling lulz PART ONE: DIS FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Ralts [f] - shy introverted little woobie ;w; ilu ralts!
Shinx [f] - clumsy lil sis type who makes friends with Ralts & Vulpix
Vulpix [f] - inferiority-complex because of her fabulous older bro is made use of. Thar be a heartwarming tale of love and friendship following with Typhlo.
Mudkip [m] - CLASS CLOWN everyone likes him ;)
Plusle [f] - Sis to Minun. Trolls with Mudkip.
Minun [m] - Bro to Plusle. Trolls with Mudkip. Both of them wanna grow up just like him. ;)
Schooling lulz PART TWO: DIS MIDDLE
Mew [m] - is trying to get to another school to escape his older bro mewtwo's brocon LMFAO
Luxio [f] - second sis in the luxray fam. She's the pretty girl who's really geeky. ;) Hangs with Psyduck an' all.
Psyduck [m] - HE LOVES GAMES AND STUFF. Total geek bro. Friends with Altaria.
Magikarp [m] - Psyduck's bff. Also a geek. Kind of feels outclassed by his older bro, Gyarados. Thinks he can't be as badass as he is.
Feebas [f] - Dating Magikarp o3o she thinks her sis Milotic is way prettier than her so she'll always be living in her sister's shadow, but Milotic's really encouraging about that she'll grow to become just as pretty if not more ;w; GEEEEEEKS, ALL OF THEM.
Jirachi [m] - He's a card geek who lives in a card shop and makes YGO allusions ALL THE TIME about his situation. KING OF GAMES, LMFAO?
Altaria [m] - Is a ridiculously popular guy for some reason. He's really nice, though. Older brother of Swablu.
Rotom [m] - Likes playing practical jokes on people but is generally very happy and motivated 8Db
Deoxys [f] - she's a little silent at times but values relations a lot. Follows Rotom around because he was her first friend. She's begun to open up to people, though! owo MAYBE SHE MEETS HOUNDOOM AND THEY CAN WOE TOGETHER
Schooling lulz PART THREE: DIS FOR DA HIGH SCHOOLERS
Chansey [f] - School nurse. Blissey's sis.
Blissey [f] - Teacher LOL
Mr. Mime [m] - Physics teacher. Mime Jr.s are his mindslaves.
Jumpluff [f] - GYM TEACHERRRRR
Mewtwo [m] - principal with a brother complex LOL
Milotic [f] - Fabulous big sis to Feebas. She's kind! Rival to Ninetails, who's an ASS in comparison.
Golduck [m] - Psyduck's older bro. Gyarados' bff. He's like Fujiwara of GX fame 8D lol wut
Gyarados [m] - Sort of like the cool kid with a really angry expression perpetually on his face so people admire him from afar. He's like the school's kaiser lol. WHAT AN ELITE. Friends with Milotic, who's the school's queen or somesuch.
Luvdisc [m] - DA MESSENGER OF ~LOVE~ who's this really popular dude in school orz. HE'S KINDA LIKE FUBUKI. Nice guy that everyone likes, I guess.
UNIVERSITY BBS:
Infernape [m] - local plumber, because he can. Studies at the local uni though. BFF with Floatzel, obsessed with shojo manga, and is totally into all that shojo thing. Titanic's his favorite movie.
Floatzel [m] - Infernape's BFF, the kind who wishes that he didn't know that guy sometimes. He's in a more technical course to do with geography than Infernape, who's in an artistic course. He borrows manga from his sis to lend Infernape. But doesn't tell her his reasons why lol.
Buizel [f] - Floatzel's younger sister who's really street-smart. She's in an English Lit course and reads shojo manga. Is honestly quite puzzled about her brother borrowing them from her since she and everyone else doesn't associate Floatzel with that sort of thing.
MAFIA BOSSES:
Honchkrow [m] - mailman by day, MAFIA BOSSU by night. A bit of an ass who doesn't understand the meaning of friendship.
Sharpedo [m] - main rival leader to Honchkrow
Weavile & Sneasel [m] - Brothers, Sneasel being the younger bro who is the 'face' of the boss but Weavile is the TRUE BOSS/DARKNESS/WHATEVER
Lucario [m] - Works as a ninja under Honchkrow. Infiltrates highschool to rope the rising legend of this gang into the mafia. Insert BIG PLOT HERE.
OTHER:
Moltres [m] - he who owns the entire macs chain Blaziken works at LOL
Zapdos [m] - he and Moltres are older brothers to Articuno. He works at a power plant.
Lugia [m] - IMMORTAL MOBLE PHONE SALESMAN WHO TRAVELS THE WORLD
Entei [m] - P.E teacher at Mew's school. THERE ARE IMMORTAL LEGENDARY BIKERS IN THIS SHIT he's one of them WHAT ELSE LOL
Raikou [m] - IDK WHAT HE TEACHES BUT YEAH ONE OF ~THEM~ he and his bro kind of have sistah complexes? I'm not sure.
Suicune [f] - She's the pretty chill chick who hangs with Articuno and his also one of ~them~. Shops a lot.
Ho-Oh [m] - Teacher at Mew's school. LEADER OF DA LEGENDS. Loves trains so he takes them often. That's how he met Lugia!
CURRENT DISCUSSION: Pokemon-Gijinka AU
Current Characters: LONG AS FUCK
Typhlosion, Feraligatr, Honchkrow, Plusle, Minun, Shinx, Luxio, Vulpix, Ninetails, Arcanine, Luxray, Ralts, Gardevoir, Chansey, Blissey, Jirachi, Magikarp, Gyarados, Milotic, Feebas, Golduck, Absol, Houndoom, Staraptor, Infernape, Torterra, Meganium, Blaziken, Sneasel, Weavile, Sharpedo, Lucario, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Mr. Mime, Jumpluff, Pikachu, Rotom, Deoxys, Mew, Mewtwo, Altaria, Swablu, Gulpin, Drifloon, Shroomish, BABY POGERS, Ditto, Enteri, Suicune, Raikou ++ I GIVE UP ADDING LOL
Relationships: lol this is long eh so far the MC seems to be Typhlosion though. ABBREVIATIONS EVERYWHAR
Gang kids:
Typhlo [m] - MC, dating Feraligatr who SURFS LIKE A BOSS down at the beach more later is also the insane leader of some weirdass gang-thing who LOVES LOVES LOVES HIS FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES AND NAKAMA AND KIZUNA and lectures very well on them lol
Absol [m] - Used to be Typhlo's childhood friend until he moved. Found him again through Luxray whom he made friends with over Facebook or something IDK. COMES BACK ON A BIKE. cause he can, obvs. The teasing-bro type 8D
Luxray [m] - Secretly dating quilava. BIG DRAMU. Looks up to Arcanine as a big bro figure. Older sib to Luxio and Shinx. He's a 'whatever' kinda guy who's into music.
Houndoom [m] - leader of a rival gang. 'Cept Typhlo beat the crap out of him and now they're nakama and JOINED FORCES LOL. He likes Mightyena (a case of Single-Target Sexuality) , who once worked under his as a right-hand sort of thing. Just never got around to actually TELLING him that. HAS TEN POOCHYENA BROTHERS.
Mightyena [m] - Once upon a time he was Houndoom's right-hand man. Right now, he's sort of taking care of the rest of the gang like a Team Mom would. :3 Is totally oblivious to love.
neighborhood kids: ...they're mostly in highschool. I THINK?
Staraptor [m] - the neighborhood's mailman. His brother is Honchkrow, who sometimes swaps shifts with him.
Gardevoir [m] - trap!friend to Ninetails, older sibling of Ralts. He's a responsible guy who doesn't run away!
Quilava [f] - sassy sis to Typhlo. She and Luxray are dating but both are sort of frivolous. Middle Schooler.
Cyndaquil [f] - LOST SIBLING FOREVAHHH it's definitely the mafia's fault
Ninetails [m] - is/has a (too) fabulous ass. TRAP. Older bro to vulpix. Dating Arcanine, and I am not sure how this happened.
Arcanine [m] - He's a cool, family kinda dude. Makes me wanna hug him forever. Responsible, this one.
Beach dudes:
Blaziken [m] - works at the beachside MacDonald's. AGAIN, IDK WHY
Feral [m] - he surfs like a pro. bff with meganium who is a total yaoi-fangirl. HE'S THE KIND OF COOL GUY WHO LOVES EVERYONE.
Meganium [f] - sun-bathing beach babe type. SHE LOVES GAYBOS. She's faaaabbbbb. ♥ See comments for more.
Torterra [m] - poor guy is saddled with lifeguarding the assholes here.
Swampert [m] - Feral's surfbuddy o3o he's a pretty chill dude with relations to mudkip.
Schooling lulz PART ZERO: NURSERY SCHOOL TIME
Swablu [m] - the first-crush kind of guy girls like lol. Little bro to Altaria. Unlike his bro, he's probably straight.
Articuno [f] - The nursery teacher! 8D She likes her job. Her brothers stop by to help her out sometimes.
Gulpin/Drifloon/Ditto/Baby pogers/Shroomish - idk
Schooling lulz PART ONE: DIS FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Ralts [f] - shy introverted little woobie ;w; ilu ralts!
Shinx [f] - clumsy lil sis type who makes friends with Ralts & Vulpix
Vulpix [f] - inferiority-complex because of her fabulous older bro is made use of. Thar be a heartwarming tale of love and friendship following with Typhlo.
Mudkip [m] - CLASS CLOWN everyone likes him ;)
Plusle [f] - Sis to Minun. Trolls with Mudkip.
Minun [m] - Bro to Plusle. Trolls with Mudkip. Both of them wanna grow up just like him. ;)
Schooling lulz PART TWO: DIS MIDDLE
Mew [m] - is trying to get to another school to escape his older bro mewtwo's brocon LMFAO
Luxio [f] - second sis in the luxray fam. She's the pretty girl who's really geeky. ;) Hangs with Psyduck an' all.
Psyduck [m] - HE LOVES GAMES AND STUFF. Total geek bro. Friends with Altaria.
Magikarp [m] - Psyduck's bff. Also a geek. Kind of feels outclassed by his older bro, Gyarados. Thinks he can't be as badass as he is.
Feebas [f] - Dating Magikarp o3o she thinks her sis Milotic is way prettier than her so she'll always be living in her sister's shadow, but Milotic's really encouraging about that she'll grow to become just as pretty if not more ;w; GEEEEEEKS, ALL OF THEM.
Jirachi [m] - He's a card geek who lives in a card shop and makes YGO allusions ALL THE TIME about his situation. KING OF GAMES, LMFAO?
Altaria [m] - Is a ridiculously popular guy for some reason. He's really nice, though. Older brother of Swablu.
Rotom [m] - Likes playing practical jokes on people but is generally very happy and motivated 8Db
Deoxys [f] - she's a little silent at times but values relations a lot. Follows Rotom around because he was her first friend. She's begun to open up to people, though! owo MAYBE SHE MEETS HOUNDOOM AND THEY CAN WOE TOGETHER
Schooling lulz PART THREE: DIS FOR DA HIGH SCHOOLERS
Chansey [f] - School nurse. Blissey's sis.
Blissey [f] - Teacher LOL
Mr. Mime [m] - Physics teacher. Mime Jr.s are his mindslaves.
Jumpluff [f] - GYM TEACHERRRRR
Mewtwo [m] - principal with a brother complex LOL
Milotic [f] - Fabulous big sis to Feebas. She's kind! Rival to Ninetails, who's an ASS in comparison.
Golduck [m] - Psyduck's older bro. Gyarados' bff. He's like Fujiwara of GX fame 8D lol wut
Gyarados [m] - Sort of like the cool kid with a really angry expression perpetually on his face so people admire him from afar. He's like the school's kaiser lol. WHAT AN ELITE. Friends with Milotic, who's the school's queen or somesuch.
Luvdisc [m] - DA MESSENGER OF ~LOVE~ who's this really popular dude in school orz. HE'S KINDA LIKE FUBUKI. Nice guy that everyone likes, I guess.
UNIVERSITY BBS:
Infernape [m] - local plumber, because he can. Studies at the local uni though. BFF with Floatzel, obsessed with shojo manga, and is totally into all that shojo thing. Titanic's his favorite movie.
Floatzel [m] - Infernape's BFF, the kind who wishes that he didn't know that guy sometimes. He's in a more technical course to do with geography than Infernape, who's in an artistic course. He borrows manga from his sis to lend Infernape. But doesn't tell her his reasons why lol.
Buizel [f] - Floatzel's younger sister who's really street-smart. She's in an English Lit course and reads shojo manga. Is honestly quite puzzled about her brother borrowing them from her since she and everyone else doesn't associate Floatzel with that sort of thing.
MAFIA BOSSES:
Honchkrow [m] - mailman by day, MAFIA BOSSU by night. A bit of an ass who doesn't understand the meaning of friendship.
Sharpedo [m] - main rival leader to Honchkrow
Weavile & Sneasel [m] - Brothers, Sneasel being the younger bro who is the 'face' of the boss but Weavile is the TRUE BOSS/DARKNESS/WHATEVER
Lucario [m] - Works as a ninja under Honchkrow. Infiltrates highschool to rope the rising legend of this gang into the mafia. Insert BIG PLOT HERE.
OTHER:
Moltres [m] - he who owns the entire macs chain Blaziken works at LOL
Zapdos [m] - he and Moltres are older brothers to Articuno. He works at a power plant.
Lugia [m] - IMMORTAL MOBLE PHONE SALESMAN WHO TRAVELS THE WORLD
Entei [m] - P.E teacher at Mew's school. THERE ARE IMMORTAL LEGENDARY BIKERS IN THIS SHIT he's one of them WHAT ELSE LOL
Raikou [m] - IDK WHAT HE TEACHES BUT YEAH ONE OF ~THEM~ he and his bro kind of have sistah complexes? I'm not sure.
Suicune [f] - She's the pretty chill chick who hangs with Articuno and his also one of ~them~. Shops a lot.
Ho-Oh [m] - Teacher at Mew's school. LEADER OF DA LEGENDS. Loves trains so he takes them often. That's how he met Lugia!