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[nereidaia]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I turned sakura59 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, leafy_girl (-5000 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I helped wicked_innuendo hide a body (-173 points). In September I bought porn for haraamis (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4536 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
nereidaia


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I turned mara_christina in for spitting (3 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I gave japandiary a kidney (1000 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole yukari_yuki's purse (30 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1055 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!

Sincerely,
nereidaia