beyond hope
redbrunja tagged me in this. W00t.
Choose 5 OTP’s without looking at the questions in the Read More first, then tag.
1.) Chuck/Blair ( Gossip Girl)
2.) Jo/Zane ( Eureka)
3.) John/Aeryn ( Farscape)
4.) Veronica/Logan ( Veronica Mars)
5.) Mal/Inara ( Firefly& Serenity)
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5 (Mal/Inara)?
I don't, actually, although I know it was pretty much instantaneously. So, probably the first time he called her a whore. (My ships, they are healthy.)
2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2 (Jo/Zane)?
I have. I HAVE READ ALL THE FIC ABOUT THEM. Jo/Zane was what pulled me back into fic- writingafter years of not bothering. To my eternal (at least it's looking eternal right now) shame, I have 2 chapters of a multi-chapter posted. I haven't updated it in almost 4 years now, I think. I even have the next chapter finished, I just... can't be bothered to write the rest and don't want to give anyone false hope that it'll ever be finished.
WHERE IS QUESTION 3?
4. If 3 (John/Aeryn) were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Utter disbelief. Because they already went through all the shit in the universe, and I refuse to believe that anything else that happens could break them up, if all that did was bring them together.
5. Why is 1 (Chuck/Blair) so important?
Because Chuck Bass owns my soul.
6. Is 4 (Veronica/Logan) a funny ship or a serious ship?
Well, they have their funny moments, but they're pretty SRS BSNS most of the time.
7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
Probably Chuck and Blair, who I'm pretty sure set the scenery on fire a couple of times, but John and Aeryn could probably give them a run for their money. After all, Aeryn had her thighs wrapped around his neck before she said a word to him.
8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
Again, this is probably between Chuck/Blair and John/Aeryn. Both those ships made it through enormous piles of crap to be together. Some self-inflicted, some not, but through all of it, there was never any real doubt that they loved each other and would do so FOR EVER.
9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s (Jo/Zane) fandom?
I fell out fairly badly with Eurekatowards the end of the show's run (which is what's blocking me on that damned fic), so I've seen the early seasons a number of times, but the last season I've seen just once.
10. Which ship lasted the longest?
Given all the piss-farting about with time and what-not, probably John/Aeryn. Although Chuck and Blair have known each other since they were kids, and they got the flashforward, so... I don't know. In terms of time together as a couple on the show, it'd be Jo/Zane, I think, or maybe John/Aeryn.
11. How many times, if ever, has 5 (Mal/Inara) broken up?
They've never been together to be broken up.
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 (Chuck/Blair) or 3 (John/Aeryn)?
John and Aeryn. They would make it out of ANYTHING alive. Or, they would die, but find a way around that. HEY, THEY'VE DONE IT BEFORE. MORE THAN ONCE. And I love Chuck and Blair with all my heart, but they wouldn't last ten minutes in a zombie apocalypse. If they couldn't scheme their way out, they'd be dead in seconds.
13. Did 4 (Veronica/Logan) ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
They did. I missed the first half of the season the first time around, so I came in just as they were getting cosy. It's possible that the secrecy was one of the things that sucked me in.
14. Is 5 (Mal/Inara) still together?
In my head, yes. Although Word of God is that Inara was dying, so... I try not to think about that.
WHERE IS QUESTION 15? IS THIS A TRAP?
16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
I've never read or seen The Hunger Games, and have only the vaguest idea of what it's actually about, but brutal fighting to the death, right? In that case, John and Aeryn. Hands down. They took down two of the biggest armies in the universe, simultaneously, as well as the week-in, week-out bullshit. Masters of the universe, those two.
17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s (Mal/Inara) ship?
Other than themselves, I don't think so. They did it enough to make up for no one else bothering, though.
18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
Chuck and Blair. It's the ship that, if you ship it, you will have to defend it and your choice to do so TO EVERY FUCKER WHO DISAGREES. Because people who hate Chuck, reallyhate Chuck and an awful lot of them think that not hating Chuck makes you unworthy to exist. At least, that's the impression that several years of anon hate on Tumblr has given me.
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s (John/Aeryn) tumblr page?
Not yet, but only because I don't have the data allowance to let me spend hours a day on Tumblr at all. That should change this week, though, so I will be all over that.
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
Jo/Zane because the show did its best to destroy my feelings for them anyway. It didn't quite succeed, but, unlike all the other ships listed, I can picture both of them with other people without getting stabbed-in-the-heart feelings.
Ha, I doubt if there's anyone reading this who hasn't already been tagged, but I'll try: surreallis, waltzmatildah, petragem, and crackers4jenn.