The Sugar Legacy 1.3
Warning: Language, sexual themes, bad pictures
Little A/N: I go back to school on August 9th. I know, it's fucking crazy, but I can't do anything about it. So that means updates will be slowing down. Big time. I usually only have time to play sims about 3 days of the week during the summer, which means during school I may only have time to play on Sunday's (that's how I "rolled" last year anyways). So I will try to update once a week, but no promises.
Anyways, I'll stop ranting and give you what you came here for.
Last time:
Twix and Jolly Rancher grew up and they were adorable. Xavier talked about clouds. Candy was preggers, and Xavier actually was there for the birth. Candy had twins, Mento and Oreo, and she was not happy about that.
After Candy and Xavier got home, I realized their house was a bit to small for 6 people. So I spent 5 days building a decorating a house for them, and it turns out they couldn't afford it. So I cheated. But I did get rid of all the leftover money.....
Here is the house. I am not a builder. Or a decorator. The house kinda sucks, but you get a house tour anyways.
Warning: BAD pictures and BAD angles ahead.
This is the front room/foyer.
The "gym". I didn't put much effort into this room.
The office/hobby area. Sorry about the awful shot.
The nursery.
The two-story grand room.
The other side.
The kitchen area.
The family room. I know this room is a bit weird, but my 4 year old cousin helped me with the decorating/coloring. She only comes to town once a year, and since she is so cute and I miss her, I am going to keep this room like this for a bit.
Upstairs we have the master bedroom, powder room and bathroom. These were the last rooms in the house I did, and I was so tired of building and decorating for 5 days, that I really put minimal effort into these rooms.
This is Twix's room. He will share it with Jolly Rancher when the time comes.
The only reason I am showing their bathroom is because I love the ice cream lights<3
The room that connects to the other side of the bathroom. It will probably be the twins room.
Bird's eye view of the downstairs
And the upstairs. The two empty rooms I didn't show might end up being a grandparent's room and another bedroom.
Xavier spends countless hours wishing his wife was a nice, cheerful person. Who could blame him though?
It's Jolly Rancher's birthday and I was too lazy to crop the picture!
Xavier: "I'm a doctor!"
Knowing that they would soon be making lots of money made Candy very horny, and I was able to get this cute shot<3
Twix: "Holy shit! A vase!"
Twix: "What if robbers come for the vase? And then they take other things? Like my family!"
You would be better off without them, hun.
I figure I should get Candy's portrait done before she becomes an adult, so I have Twix get started on those skills.
Well that's depressing.
So I threw another party for Jolly Rancher.
This time a guy that thinks the door is Candy showed up.
So did this pedophile who creeped on poor Twix.
And this teen who Candy yelled at.
Candy: "You're an ugly loser!"
Teen: "But I'm cool!"
False enthusiasm, FTW!
Jolly Rancher: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
I don't think sparkles are good for the brain.
Yeah, this kid's not getting any cake.
I am pretty sure this is illegal.
Even Xavier thinks so!
Even though he's a huge derp, I can tell he's going to be pretty sexy ;) He rolled no sense of humor, adding to his traits neurotic and loner.
I love the costume chest :)
Jolly Rancher: "Haha, you stupid door! I have been to Notarealplanettopia, and where have you been? That's right, here! Stupid door."
Glad we are clear on where Jolly Rancher's IQ sits.
Looky! Both the twins got imaginary friends :)
Trollin' Candy was a fail.
Crayon grew up!
Jolly Rancher (who will be called JR): *derpy*
Xavier: "HOSHIT LAMP!"
Candy: "I'm here for you lan-"
JR: "BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA SUCK IT CRAYON NANANANANNABLEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Candy: "I'm calling the therapist."
Hmmm..... what could a shitty 3x4 little box on the side of the house mean......
Yup, I got a butler. Xavier is making a good amount of money and taking care of 6 sims is hard :P Her name is Aliana or Alina or Alaina or something, and she isn't bad looking.
Candy agrees, and questions her sexuality.
Candy: "Do you like boobs or penis?"
Sorry hun. No hot lesbian hook-up for you (and look, her real name!)
Candy: "We'll see about that."
Twix got this as a want. Don't count on it.
And I forgot the twins birthday's.....
Here is Mento, and while he is adorable, I have no idea where that hair color came from :P And also, WTF where are my elf earss >:|
He is insane, and absent-minded. He is a capricorn who loves violet, steak and kids.
And Oreo, who is soooooo cute ;) But she also doesn't have elf ears WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She is a grumpy artist who enjoys violet, stir-fry and latin. She's a scorpio.
Since Xavier finally reached level 8 of the logic skill, he starts working on discovering the imaginary friend potion.
Failure.
Meanwhile, the boys inform a chair and some air on the importance of housing.
Now enjoy some "ramble aimlessly" spam.
JR: So there was the grim reaper.
JR: He only liked it when it was partly cloudy.
JR: He also liked the moon, but it made him do crazy things.
JR: Grim got a rolling pin...
JR: And he beat this kid at a birthday party with it!
JR: But then there was something under the desk by the party!
JR: A GIANT hoe! She was good friends with the Grim, so they attacked innocent kids together.
The spam was interrupted by more Xavier failure.
Xavier: "Can you say addicted to cough medicine?"
Mento: "No, GTFO."
Candy: "Can you say a more enjoyable night?"
FUUUCK
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Let's do this.
2 sim hours later and nothing has happened.
Twix: "WTF my fruit loops are getting mushy."
YAY!
Eeee she cute! Ladies and gentlemen, Peach! She is a shy slob who is disciplined. And that is all I wrote down.
:)
Candy: "Who is this child? She isn't one of mine, right?"
Twix: "No, mom, this is Peach! She came here on the magical Delta airline, and is going to be staying with us for awhile."
Candy: "I didn't need her life story."
Peach wasn't exactly happy with Twix.
Peach: "I have to live with this chick?"
Candy went on to make Peach's first day of life even more uncomfortable.
So Peach left to start fishing. She needs to start making me money since she IS another mouth to feed.
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And that is where I end this update! I hope you all enjoyed :) Leave me a pretty little comment if you have anything to say or any questions :) Thanks for reading!