YAY

[nerdyjeff]

Ashe does not have cervical cancer!

Congratulations go to Ashe's cervix for not having cancer.

Go home cancer Ashe's cervix doesn't want you.

Ashe's cervix's astrological sign IS NOT CANCER.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cancer on Ashe's Cervix
Cancer on Ashe's Cervix who?
exactly.

Q. Whats the difference between my manhood and cancer.

A. Cancer is nowhere near Ashe's cervix.

And yes she is right here reading me type all this.