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We were suppose to go see The Black Lips last night, we had tickets and everything, but we also had vodka; a little too much vodka. It was so fun drinking with Sarah that we said fuck it and drank the entire bottle. Then we started getting dizzy and it was hard to see. We were on our way to the show but we started puking all over in the parking lot. Seriously, puke was everywhere. Sarah somehow came back with her face hands and clothing all bloody. I didn't see how it happened and she couldn't seem to figure out how it happened either. She could hardly walk. We missed the show and we smelled like shit. Then in the midst of it all, some people who work at the El Rey parking lot came to yell at us for causing such a drastic mess and ordered us not to drive home. I could barely remember their faces, but I remember them laughing at us. So we spent the night in the parking lot, inside Sarah's car. It was freezing. It smelled like vomit and blood. Then we woke up at 6 in the morning and drove home and as we were leaving we heard the lady go, "JESUS CHRIST GIRLS, DRIVE SAFE" and we laughed the entire way home.