From
the_real_story was obtained this
way too long meme.
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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I often think of the people I love and miss them)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't have heaps of time for TV watching though it's never been a big thing of mine anyway.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I love books and I love buying new ones and I need to get a couple more of those ikea bookcases)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I'm short-sighted)
✓ I love to play video games. (but I wouldn't want to have playstation or whatever at home because it'd be too much of a distraction. I love those ones where you hold a gun and get to blow people away.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (certainly have)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (I have but it's not something I'm particularly into. i'd make a great porn star myself though but only with chicks)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Well one of my ex's says I'm psycho so who am I to argue)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (More than sometimes... cursing is fun)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I don't think so. I'm always trying to grow, improve myself, live my life in a good way, ... I've always been like this.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I carry a little swiss army "credit card" pocket thingies with a knife in it; it is mostly the scissors that get used.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Rain is OK and besides the fact that we need our dams filled I do prefer sunshine.)
× I'm paranoid at times. (I think life is pretty nasty some times, to others rather than myself, but I guess that's not quite the same thing as being paranoid.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (What for. Never.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I'm feeling materialistic at the moment. This is new for me.)
× I love sushi. (I like sushi but I don't love it.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I talk really, really slow.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahaha what a funny question. I don't really know.)
× I have long hair. (I have anti-long hair.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I've never been to Vegas. Even if you talk about Australian equivalents, I'm not a gambler it doesn't do much for me.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I have an older brother.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Despite not being into this kind of thing, I once had fake fingernails. I even had a fake gold fingernail on one of my pinkies. The reason is that I lived with my mum in grade 11 and she worked in a nail bar in surfers for some of that time. I had fake ones put on but then I bit them off.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (caller ID is good but I think I could survive without it.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I look fine and everyone looks fine and I'm not that into physical appearance as a basis for anything. Maybe that isn't entirely true as I do have my camwhore moments.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (At the moment I feel like it.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (I don't know that I've really had a room mate)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (My personality is to be a bit hyper some times but I often don't have the energy for it because of my health (or lack thereof).)
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't think I have "a lot" of friends. Friendships take time and energy and I don't have enough time to maintain a lot of friendships.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Some times I don't answer it though because I'm not in the mood. But I like a good D & M on the phone.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I'm a complete dag.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obsessed is probably a bit strong but I do like LJ a lot.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Not at all)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I'm old enough to have a pretty good idea!)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Only the ones I already have though. No more please!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Have I what!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to a drug called maxolon)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I am guarded and a little cold because I want them to leave me alone.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (The only drug I've used is mary jane because I worry about getting addicted to amphetamines and other stuff like that if I tried it. I think I have an addictive tendency.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (I have children so no.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I'm a perfectionist in certain things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I don't think my sexuality helps my career one bit.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (I am misery guts at the moment)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Obsessed with chicks maybe.)
✓ Democrat. (Assuming here the Aussie interpretation which is "labor")
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (If they are much younger than me I start to feel maternal towards them and that kills any sexual feelings.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (I've never not prepared for an exam.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Hell no)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (well, so so anyway.)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Crying doesn't make me throw up.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I usually like originals best)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (My boss is a bit of a toss.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I couldn't do it)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I don't collect things at all)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Not by others standards perhaps)
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I like running around in the nuddy)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I haven't really counted, but I'd rather internet friends be real world friends too. So I don't usually do internet stuff with people who aren't local.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (Until this year, I only smoked when I went out and was drinking. Now I seem to have a few every day. Not good.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (My work is all computer based so I spend a lot of time on them.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Definitely)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Yes indeed)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Oh my god that is weird)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I can't stand drama)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No but I certainly like to be told I'm good at things.)
✓ I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I can block out noise I don't want to hear but I can't sleep if it is noisy)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I love fiction. I do "fact" all day at work)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I've slept at airports. So much fun. NOT!)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (No but sometimes I feel like things would be easier if I was male.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Well that's an exaggeration probably but I'm so bad at lying)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (I've had a stranger rip my top off on the dance floor at oppies, so I just danced around in my bra)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Some people annoy me but generally I tend to over empathise)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (That would be fun! but no I haven't....)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I like gum)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (At highschool)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I thought intellectual things were generically fun. Oh well.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I wish)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet. (I feel like it is stealing)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.