I'd like to be creative and/or productive in the new year. It seems that my best work, such as it is, starts out with an inspirational challenge from someone else. So I'm looking for:
1: A sufficiently-constraining framework for my project
2: A convincing delusion that someone really wants to see the results of that project
Please reply with your ideas for a commissioned work. They don't even have to be good ideas; they just have to be better than:
1: A tedious and cumbersome simulation of sublight interstellar communication
2: An unauthorized biography of ronebofh
Frothy praise in anticipation of how much you'd enjoy the results of the project are a nice bonus. Results not guaranteed.