Benadryl

[nerdsholmferret]

Uh oh, uh oh, hay fever!
I cannot smell a thing.
I am so allergic to microgametophytes.
Ah-ah-ah "Gezundheit!"
Are you making fun of me?
Sorry, I am not amused.
I'm kinda sneezy.

Histamine's released by immunoglobulin E.
So I need a tissue or a handkerchief, you see.
I should've brought some pills with me.
I knew that it was spring.
And now my nose is running free.
I'm kinda sneezy.

Stop, pollen!  Stop, pollen!
I don't wanna sneeze any more.
I left my medicine right by the front door.
Stop, pollen! Stop, pollen!
I don't wanna cough any more.
I left my medicine right by the front door.

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!
Some Benadryl, I need.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!
I'm sneezy.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!
Some Benadryl, please!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!

I could cry for a pill, and I probably will,
But I'm not gonna reach my Benadryl.
'Cause I'm out of my drugs, and I'm thinking that sucks,
And I'm not gonna reach my Benadryl!