October 7, 1983
It's 'that time of year' again, the time when everyone wracks their brains trying to figure out the perfect birthday gift for me. But since every minute you spend wondering what to buy me is a minute that you could be working in order to pay for my present, here is an (incomplete) list of things I'd like.
A new winter coat
A camera from www.lomography.com
Polaroid film (600 speed)
A live-in hairdresser
The gift of song
The song "He Hit Me and it Felt Like a Kiss," by the Crystals, on a CD
Hand-made birthday cards and/or other original art suitable for display
Mix CDs specifically tailored to my flawless taste
Booze, booze, booze!
Please send gifts via USPS mail, I hate it when the goddamn UPS man knocks on my door and wakes me up!!!!!!
A new winter coat
A camera from www.lomography.com
Polaroid film (600 speed)
A live-in hairdresser
The gift of song
The song "He Hit Me and it Felt Like a Kiss," by the Crystals, on a CD
Hand-made birthday cards and/or other original art suitable for display
Mix CDs specifically tailored to my flawless taste
Booze, booze, booze!
Please send gifts via USPS mail, I hate it when the goddamn UPS man knocks on my door and wakes me up!!!!!!