Elimination Chamber!!!
Yeah, I know it's pretty late but, meh, I feel like doing it!! So here comes my Elimination Chamber rant!!
Well, to kick things off, I must say I am really happy with the results of the show. Yup, I am and I don't care if anybody hates it!! So yeah,
Edge survived the Chamber!! I was really happy 'cause I want him to be the Heavy Weight Champ! But I gotta hand it to Rey, he and Edge did a very awesome match!! I was definitely on the edge of my seat (no pun intended) as I watched them!! Yep, I clapped after their match 'cause that was just so cool!
As for Wade, I knew he wouldn't win just yet, but to put him through glass panels twice?!! That's just unfair, but I guess that's part of their job. Although I'm kinda worried about his health right now!! On another note, I was actually squealing when he was walking down the ramp. I think he got much hotter than before! (Does anybody have a full version of 'End Of Days'? I want it so bad!! )
Vickie Guerrero. I felt a bit of pity for her. But when she started begging to rehire Dolph, all I could do was . And I'm glad Kelly is back! I just don't want her with McIntyre. Miz versus Jerry!! Of course, I was rooting for King! Aww, he lost. I was expecting it (Who didn't?!) but at least, he had his time! But Cole was so annoying. (Well, yeah, he was annoying all the time.)
The moment I saw Fruity Pebbles, there was one name that popped in my head, and it was CENA!!! And he was eating Fruity Pebbles!!! XDD I had to admit, I really felt bad when Rock compared John's attire to Fruity Pebbles, but I'm not angry with him; I'm actually happy he's back!! What I hated, though, was the "Cena Sucks" chant in the audience. Oh well, Cena was pumped up and really excited; at least that put me at ease!
Right! The Raw Elimination Chamber match!! First off is Randy. Why did they send him out first?! Oh well, next is Punk and the moment I saw him I was like "Hair Gel!!!!" What is happening with his hairstyle?!! Hair gel is cool but slicked back like Wade's? Nope, doesn't suit him! Yeah, R-Truth was next, then Cena, then Sheamus and JoMo. The first two were having a good match, then Orton got out of his pod, then Punk. Now this time, I was laughing really loud 'cause Punk's so impatient he got stuck in his pod!! That's karma for you, Punky!! Orton pinned him down, eliminated, but as usual, GM screwed up everything, giving Punk another chance.
Cutting to the chase, JoMo owned Spiderman with his Super-Spidey skills, Punk was always sneaking up on people, Orton RKOing everyone, Sheamus kicking everyone's skull, R-Truth getting eliminated first, and Cena lying on the ground half of his time in the Chamber...Still, I'm surprised John won! I wasn't really expecting it but yeah, FU AA for Punk, to the cover, then winning the No. 1 Contender for the WWE Championship! The result completed my day, and yeah, I am so glad John won!! SUCKITCENAHATERS!!!
(Did anybody see John saluting, smiling, doing the 'You Can't See Me', winking and smiling again at the camera last EC night??! Does anybody have a gif of that?!!)