My Day Is A Bell Curve

[nerdjournal]

Dang Livejournal, messin' up my cool formatting.
Here is how my day is going, presented as a bell curve.

Mmf?
Wake up.
Overslept.
Fuck, late.
Fuck, oatmeal?
Cold water only?
Shower is alright.
Getting a ride to work.
Work is kinda boring but okay.
Finally finished this work project.
Hell yeah having a Dr Pepper breakfast!
Oh cool, getting to go on an ENJOYABLE shoot!
Watching After Effects and Illustrator tutorials with Kuz!
Getting to go home two hours early, and not have to come in on Friday!
Walking home, and all of the sudden, RHYS POPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS HEY!
Getting home, get to sleep, get to have a FREE GYRO, got a PAYING GIG, and SLEEP!
And I don't have to wake up for a couple hours, which is pretty damn nice.
Oh man, I still have to get dressed and everything. I kind of stink.
Oh fucking shit. I have to go to karaoke with Jay and all them.
I don't want to sing karaoke. I don't sing at all, ever.
And I don't know some of the people that are going
So it's gonna be double awkward on top of that
And I'll come home late and incredibly tired
And have no money left whatsoever
And I'll feel dumb and dumb
and get very sleepy
and depressed
and then
sleep.
Mmf.