Who says cooking is hard?

[nerdimus_prime]

mrimp and odysseyseven are coming over for dinner tonight, so I asked Aaron (who is still on the other side of the state) for tips on grilling chicken. He polled the folks around him at the breakfast table, and this was their helpful advice:

1. Make sure the grille is on.
2. Make sure the chicken is dead.
3. Remember that the fire dept. number is 911.
4. Do not wear your Cher wig while you cook.