i like this;

[nerdible]

perhaps i'm going through menopause
because i'm having a lot of heat flashes
and cold sweats
what's going on with me?
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i'm bleeding so heavily it hurts really bad.
pretty disturbing, right? right.
i huuurtttt so bad. why do you do this to me?!!!! thanks a lot.
i tend to have nightmares when i eat watermelon.