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SO, LIKE, THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED TODAY!! I DECIDED TO GO TO WALMART AND I WAS WALKING DOWN, I BELIEVE IT WAS ISLE 12, AND I SLIPPED AND FELL ON WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CHERRY ICEE AND EVERYONE AROUND ME LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND THEN LAUGHED SOME MORE BUT!!! AFTER EVERYONE STOPPED LAUGHING, THIS CREATURE...THIS AMAZZZING CREATURE CAME TO MY RESCUE AND LIFTED ME OFF THE GROUND AND SWUNG ME AROUND WHILE BEING SURROUNDED BY TUPPERWARE! IT WAS TRULY BEAUTIFUL AND I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE THAT SAVED MY LIFE EARLIER TODAY. WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, ALL I SEE IS HIS FACE WHEN HE LIFTED ME UP AND NOT JUST LITERALLY, BUT WHEN HE LIFTED UP MY SOUL. HE'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IN A MAN AND LADIES, I AIN'T JOKIN'; THIS MAN IS A REAAAL MAN CAUSE HE LIFTED ME UP OFF THE GROUND WITH ONLY ONE HAND. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, MY DREAM LOVER.