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My brother=MY FREAKING HERRRRRRRRRRRRO
xDD omg
So, we're at dinner. Yea. and I picked on him about the "do you shave your legs?" thing...
...and he goes HAHAHA *knocks drink over*
O__o now...his papers...are on the table and he's giggling about to clean it up.
Mom:Andrew...GODDAMNIT ANDREW DONT STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT! GET A TOWEL! GET UP DONT STARE LIKE AN IDIOT! *yanks his arm up and pulls him*
Andrew:GOSH I WANNA HIT YOU SO BAD! I JUST WANNA HIT YOU!
xDDDDDD Me and my Dad...laughed...so hard....and I said "man if I opened my mouth everytime I thought that, I'd have no face."
Yea. Mom was like "WELL HE WOULDNT MOVE!"
And I told her, "I'd be unable to move, too, if you screamed at me like that. I would have peed."
then, later, my brother said...."Why doesn't God blow up people like he used to in the olden days when people didn't believe in him?"
My dad said..."because god mellowed out." [/drug refrence]
Tomorrow=mall. Tomorrow=fun. Tomorrow=no school on a friday. score.
I
Love
to play ^^
xDD omg
So, we're at dinner. Yea. and I picked on him about the "do you shave your legs?" thing...
...and he goes HAHAHA *knocks drink over*
O__o now...his papers...are on the table and he's giggling about to clean it up.
Mom:Andrew...GODDAMNIT ANDREW DONT STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT! GET A TOWEL! GET UP DONT STARE LIKE AN IDIOT! *yanks his arm up and pulls him*
Andrew:GOSH I WANNA HIT YOU SO BAD! I JUST WANNA HIT YOU!
xDDDDDD Me and my Dad...laughed...so hard....and I said "man if I opened my mouth everytime I thought that, I'd have no face."
Yea. Mom was like "WELL HE WOULDNT MOVE!"
And I told her, "I'd be unable to move, too, if you screamed at me like that. I would have peed."
then, later, my brother said...."Why doesn't God blow up people like he used to in the olden days when people didn't believe in him?"
My dad said..."because god mellowed out." [/drug refrence]
Tomorrow=mall. Tomorrow=fun. Tomorrow=no school on a friday. score.
I
Love
to play ^^