The crazy in my head doesn't want to stop.
Whitney, I might ask you to make these happen. Because they refuse to leave my brain.
What we need are... AFC NORTH-TANS!
Steeler-tan
Blonde, long, curly hair, grey eyes, black hard hat (with Steelers logo on right)
Eyes usually closed because she's usually smiling.
White turtleneck, black overalls, six silver bracelets (right wrist).
Yellow sash tied around her waist. And a sledgehammer.
Calm and motherly, but dangerous if directly confronted. Gets things done in her own way.
Loves to cook (usually kielbasa and pirogies) but usually makes too much. Shares the leftovers.
Raven-tan
Black hair, straight and long, purple eyes, purple feather barrettes.
The goth one. Black dress, purple thigh-high socks (optimal zettai ryouiki) and elbow-high gloves.
Chunky black heels, one silver anklet (right ankle)
Usually carries an anthology of Poe.
Enjoys reading said poetry, stealing Brownie-tan's things, and getting into fights with Steeler-tan.
Cold and aloof, but stronger than she looks. May occasionally resort to witchcraft.
Bengal-tan
Short orange hair with cat ears to match, reddish-orange eyes.
Oblique incisors (like Excel) and mischievous, cat-like mouth :3
Bengal-print tank top, short skirt, orange tail, cat-paw gloves and boots
The gloves make it really hard to do anything, but they draw attention, which makes her happy.
You can never know if she's going to fail miserably or excel spectacularly.
Enjoys attention, shiny things, attention, catnip, and attention.
Brownie-tan
Long, frazzled brown hair, brown eyes, usually crying.
Wears a big brown sweatshirt, no visible pants (she's probably wearing shorts under there, but no one has seen them). Usually barefoot.
Used to be respected, but some years ago got lost and only recently came back. Hasn't been the same since.
Tragic dojikko (clumsy girl). Incapable of making decisions. Tired of being picked on, but unable to do anything about it.
Despite her constant failure, people love her on sheer moe value. Poor, poor Brownie-tan.
...
I needed to get that out. The only problem is, now I'm starting to see the rest of the NFL... help?
What we need are... AFC NORTH-TANS!
Steeler-tan
Blonde, long, curly hair, grey eyes, black hard hat (with Steelers logo on right)
Eyes usually closed because she's usually smiling.
White turtleneck, black overalls, six silver bracelets (right wrist).
Yellow sash tied around her waist. And a sledgehammer.
Calm and motherly, but dangerous if directly confronted. Gets things done in her own way.
Loves to cook (usually kielbasa and pirogies) but usually makes too much. Shares the leftovers.
Raven-tan
Black hair, straight and long, purple eyes, purple feather barrettes.
The goth one. Black dress, purple thigh-high socks (optimal zettai ryouiki) and elbow-high gloves.
Chunky black heels, one silver anklet (right ankle)
Usually carries an anthology of Poe.
Enjoys reading said poetry, stealing Brownie-tan's things, and getting into fights with Steeler-tan.
Cold and aloof, but stronger than she looks. May occasionally resort to witchcraft.
Bengal-tan
Short orange hair with cat ears to match, reddish-orange eyes.
Oblique incisors (like Excel) and mischievous, cat-like mouth :3
Bengal-print tank top, short skirt, orange tail, cat-paw gloves and boots
The gloves make it really hard to do anything, but they draw attention, which makes her happy.
You can never know if she's going to fail miserably or excel spectacularly.
Enjoys attention, shiny things, attention, catnip, and attention.
Brownie-tan
Long, frazzled brown hair, brown eyes, usually crying.
Wears a big brown sweatshirt, no visible pants (she's probably wearing shorts under there, but no one has seen them). Usually barefoot.
Used to be respected, but some years ago got lost and only recently came back. Hasn't been the same since.
Tragic dojikko (clumsy girl). Incapable of making decisions. Tired of being picked on, but unable to do anything about it.
Despite her constant failure, people love her on sheer moe value. Poor, poor Brownie-tan.
...
I needed to get that out. The only problem is, now I'm starting to see the rest of the NFL... help?