yay!!
fuckshit man is it me or is it really pouring outside!? i'm so scared to drive to work w/ this kind of FREAKISH weather! well back to the reason y i'm writing on this. yesterday was my BEST FRIEND jess's birthday!! my friends and i took her to breakfast..i forgot what it was called but it was a cute little place where we could feed the ducks. then we went to my friend tannaz's house to kill some time so jess wont be alone on her birthday..we watched 'raise your voice' w/ hillary duff..IT WAS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!!! hillary duff cant act or sing for shit! my friends knew i hated her but that day was for jess so i watched it for her...i'm such a good friend..hahaaha after the movie we all had to get ready for dinner so i took jess back to her house and i had to stay w/ her because that was part of the "jess's birthday plan" so i couldnt get dressed up for dinner.. :( ..its ok..it was raining and all my friends wore dresses!! HA-HA-HA-HA i dont know y they got all fancy shmancy because we went to joe's crab shack..i've never been there so i was devirginalized. i got the jumbo parmesean shrimp pasta. it was good but i needed to take a major crap afterwards and i was about to too but that comes later...when we sang happy birthday, jess was force to wear a curly red wig,a bright orange skirt w/ this ugly multi colored ass scraf and carry a little drum and while we were singing that to her she had to walk back and forth baning on the drum showing how "beautiful" she looked to the other customers. it was funny!!! after dinner we all went to newport cinemas to watch 'constantine' but we were an hr and 15min early so we couldnt get in the main movie theaters so we snuck into another theaters that was next to the main one because we need to pee.well in my case i ahd to take a crap..2 of my friends came w/ me to the bathroom and i was debating if i should take a crap at the movie theaters they kept telling me i should but i HATE HATE taking any crap anywhere but my house..so i was sitting on the toilet just saying "should i? you guys..ireally need to go but..eeh..its not my tolite".thinking that no one was in the bathroom except for me,tannaz,and britney..then britney was laughing and said "phyu have you seen Harold and kumar? and the two girl who went to the bathroom and their battleshits"then i tried to pull off a british accent and said "hahaaa yes..britney would you like to play battleshit?" we were just joking around and started making farting noses and then i said "damn britney you sunk my battleshit".but in the end i didnt take a crap because it wasnt MY toilet after we played 'battleshit' i walked out of my cubical and i see another lady walk out of hers and i was thinking 'SHIT!! she probably heard the WHOLE thing' i looked at britney and she had the same reaction as i did and...the lady did hear everything because she walked up to us and gave us a 'omg i cant believe you did that' look.she didnt say anything and just walked away...hahahahahaa classic! i'll never forget that night where i played battleshit..hahaaa back to the movie.i thought it was ok..i did get really scared and there were soo many jumpy parts.. my friend steve tried to pull off the 'i was asleep and missed half of the movie' ..yeah that was bullcrap because i was sitting right next to him the whole entire time and i KNOW he wasnt sleeping..he kept talking to me during the movie about stupid crap making ME miss parts of the movie..oh well..he can say whatever..BUT YES i had soo much fun yesterday!! i hope my friend had fun!!