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I'm stalling.
I can't seem to pay attention to anything longer than it takes to open a page. If I need an excuse unrelated to the elephant in my apartment, it's that my heartburn is making it excruciating to pose any way but perfectly erect.
It's been a very sobering day. I'd ask someone to pull the tranquilizer dart out of my neck if I, ya know, cared.
I can't seem to pay attention to anything longer than it takes to open a page. If I need an excuse unrelated to the elephant in my apartment, it's that my heartburn is making it excruciating to pose any way but perfectly erect.
It's been a very sobering day. I'd ask someone to pull the tranquilizer dart out of my neck if I, ya know, cared.