And you ain't him.
Somewhere in the world there is a guy who, right now, is lying in bed with at least five beautiful naked women. They are not there because he has money or political power nor are any of them being paid. They are there because he has The Biggest Cock in the World.
This man does not worry about hoarding wealth. He has no political aspirations. He does not seek power over others in any way. He doesn't belittle anyone either online or in person. He doesn't care what bathroom trans people use. He doesn't buy "supplements" from online grifters. He is not concerned with hair loss. He doesn't buy into get-rich quick schemes. He doesn't care about conspiracy theories. He doesn't hate any particular ethnic group, religion or nationality. He doesn't go invading other nations. He doesn't feel the need to obsess over how many subscribers he has on the vlog channel that he doesn't even have to begin with. He is offended by very little and outraged about virtually nothing.
He is this way because he is happy with his life. He is happy with his life because he's getting his massive knob polished 24/7. He's getting this treatment because, unlike literally every other man on this planet, he really does have The Biggest Cock in the World. Therefore he does not feel that he needs to prove anything to anyone, because he already knows, with total certainty, where he stands in the hierarchy of cock sizes.
There is, however, one thing he finds both sad and amusing and that is this: The sheer number of men in the world are clearly not him who, via various methods casually hinted at above, spend their entire lives trying to convince everyone - including themselves - that somehow they actually are him.
They are not and they never will be and nothing is ever going to change that. They are not him. You are not him. I am not him. None of us may ever get to enjoy the kind of living nirvana that he does, but if we're willing to just accept & be happy whatever Mother Nature did deign to put into our pants, maybe we can at least stop wasting everyone's time and enjoy life a little bit more than all those fucking moronic losers who just can't let go of that unreachable dream.
This man does not worry about hoarding wealth. He has no political aspirations. He does not seek power over others in any way. He doesn't belittle anyone either online or in person. He doesn't care what bathroom trans people use. He doesn't buy "supplements" from online grifters. He is not concerned with hair loss. He doesn't buy into get-rich quick schemes. He doesn't care about conspiracy theories. He doesn't hate any particular ethnic group, religion or nationality. He doesn't go invading other nations. He doesn't feel the need to obsess over how many subscribers he has on the vlog channel that he doesn't even have to begin with. He is offended by very little and outraged about virtually nothing.
He is this way because he is happy with his life. He is happy with his life because he's getting his massive knob polished 24/7. He's getting this treatment because, unlike literally every other man on this planet, he really does have The Biggest Cock in the World. Therefore he does not feel that he needs to prove anything to anyone, because he already knows, with total certainty, where he stands in the hierarchy of cock sizes.
There is, however, one thing he finds both sad and amusing and that is this: The sheer number of men in the world are clearly not him who, via various methods casually hinted at above, spend their entire lives trying to convince everyone - including themselves - that somehow they actually are him.
They are not and they never will be and nothing is ever going to change that. They are not him. You are not him. I am not him. None of us may ever get to enjoy the kind of living nirvana that he does, but if we're willing to just accept & be happy whatever Mother Nature did deign to put into our pants, maybe we can at least stop wasting everyone's time and enjoy life a little bit more than all those fucking moronic losers who just can't let go of that unreachable dream.