I'm a bastard
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I helped dizzyizzi hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I pulled over and changed lushpinkprincss's flat tire (15 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I punched nirevoli in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-944 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
neostrategos