3rd Dusting

[neoslaying]

[Action]

[LUCETI, HO FARE THEE ON THE HIGH SEAS TODAY? Because Melaka the Sailor is having a grand ol time. Aboard her mighty ship she is bound to islands and countries unknown in search of fame and fortune to make a good name for herself now that she has discovered that this is the true route to making your dreams happen! And she is doing this

Comments

[lists_to_port]

Hallo, Slayer. [Wow. Just when Jack thought that behavior could not get weirder.]

You're not doin' it properly, you know. You need a sail to be a pirate. Otherwise you're just a bloody Viking, and that never did anyone any good.

[neoslaying]

[Pause in a rowing and- well then]

Then my first venture'll be getting one of those.

[Sue her, she doesn't know what a sail is]

[lists_to_port]

Why am I not convinced that you will succeed in that venture? Where are you off to, anyway?

[Sail or no, Jack is impressed with how Slayer strength can be directed toward rowing. He'll have to remember that.]

[neoslaying]

Bitta everywhere. Fame and fortune, you know.

[lists_to_port]

Oh, I know. Believe me. At least the fame, if not always the fortune. Are you lookin' to hire on any hands?

[neoslaying]

Would but- not sure I got the fortune to pay 'em yet.

[lists_to_port]

What if you plied 'em with expectations and rum? They might work for free, like, expecting big rewards in the end.

[neoslaying]

That to say you'd work for that, Captain? I like advances.

[lists_to_port]

I think "work" is far too strong a word for what I'd be willing to do for you, but, aye---that's the general idea.

[neoslaying]

Deal, let's grab that sail.

[And she steers - with the oar - to head towards the item shop. Yes, do doubt she can find one there]

[lists_to_port]

[And for the second time she gets this look, but Jack follows along gamely.]

It shall have to be a mighty big sail to carry this vessel, methinks.

[neoslaying]

Yeah, have to be. This girl's pretty robust.

[lists_to_port]

I'm thinking a large tablecloth will probably do it. And a broomstick.

[neoslaying]

Dunno, would the tablecloth keep 'er steady?

[lists_to_port]

Steady enough, I'll wager. [For a wagon being steered by a completely delusional girl, that is.] Wait here; I'll fetch you the supplies.

[It wouldn't take long to dash into the shop and locate a tablecloth and a broomstick and possibly LOTS of duct tape.]

[neoslaying]

[But-! She wanted to adventure too :C Oh well, crew is supposed to do stuff for the captain, right? It only is fitting, putting it like that!]