So where the fuck you at?
That's exactly like me... Except for the electrons thing. >_>
So I ended up skipping class today. I couldn't even get to bed until 6 am, which unfortunately is when I wake up to get ready. After laying in my bed for a goood hour I eventually said, "Screw this. Sleep > School. Besides, if I don't sleep then it doesn't make a difference whether I'm in class or not because of my lack of fuckin' sleep."
When I did finally get to sleep, I had a couple of weird dreams. The first was one about me returning to Aurora. It was weird though, have you ever seen Haibane Renmei? In that anime, everyone lives in this place called, "Old Home," which is very secluded, on the country side, beautiful surroundings, etc. I lived there with a few random girls... but it wasn't as though it was a romantic or sexual atmosphere. We were just friends, we got together happily, it was good. One of the girls was Jenny (Random Japanese girl from high school)... the other faces were recognizable but I can't quite identify them with names. *shrug* Anyway, we were working around our particular "old home" when suddenly this girl came rushed in crying emotionally tortured, or so it seemed. Guess who it was? Ryan :o Didn't see that coming. She pretty much glomped me and told me that she loved me, begging me to be with her. It was really weird... I helped her up and carried her to the infirmery while Jenny stood behind, looking frightened and scared that I'd found someone. It was like Final Fantasy VII all over again.
And then mom came over and woke me up. She asked why I hadn't been in school and she left some money for me to go get some medicine and some gas. I was like, "Whatever," and she left before I fell back asleep.
I wasn't even in this dream. It started after like a baseball game or sporting event, at night time this man and this boy were walking to this car. They were parked in the middle of field of tall grass. But then this cop stopped'em. He was and older man who had this psychotic laugh... but he was a cop. He had one of those cop motorcyclist helmets on and a blue shirt with black gloves. The cop checked the man's ID and the man instantly became scared. He yelled to his son, "Get ready to run, this cop could be a rapist!" And the cop was like, "Oh, yeah. I'm gonna need you to remove your pants and get on your hands and knees" before the cop laughed insanely. Anyway, as the dream went on it seemed that the man's car wasn't cool enough. So the man ended up selling his car and buying a bronze coloured bat mobile. One day, while he was buying groceries and his car was in the parking lot, this man named Espiii broke in. Espiii looked exactly like Alfred from the batman movies, even the way he was dressed. The difference was that Espiii only spoke in a high pitch and only spoke Spanish. Espiii didn't break into the car with the intent of stealing this bat mobile. He only sat behind the wheel saying "Vroom vroom!" like a kid pretending to drive as he sat behind his parents car. But suddenly, Jennifer Lopez came and sat in the passanger seat next to Espiii. She said that she'd just gotten out of acting school when she saw this really cool car and she had to go and meet the driver. Jennifer had her back in a ponytail and she was wearing what Britney Spears wore to the VMAs in a couple years back when she covered that Madonna song. Anyway, Jennifer was really excited about being in the car and she eventually pressured Espiii to start it up and go driving. As he did, the man who owned it walked out of the grocery store with two bags in his hands. He dropped them to shake his fist and yell, even though if he ran he probably could've caught up to'em considering how slow Espiii was going. Espiii then started quickening his speed as he left the grocery store and he rolled his window down. As Espiii did, a midget version of Ben Affleck began running along the side of the car. He was wearing a straw hat and selling colored straws o.o Anyway, he kept stick his head though the window and yelling in high pitched spanish as Espiii yelled back. It was uh... weird. Eventually Espiii rolled up the window and and Affleck's head got caught, until he eventually wriggled his way out. So Espiii and Jennifer continued joy riding. This car had some leet skills... It could drive over anything. It could even effortlessly drive up a wall... not through it, not over it, up it. Very odd. So they drove over the city until they got to these two double doors. The car seemed uncrashable until they slammed into the doors, totalling the car. Espiii and Jennifer recieved no injury though, and they stepped up to the big wooden doors. With little effort, they managed to push the doors open and it turned out to be a hotel. A very intelligent hotel. The hotel had little mechanical arms and it quickly undressed the both of them before slipping white bathrobes over them. Espiii and Jennifer spent the evening seeing what the hotel could do, before they fell asleep. No, they didn't sleep together :B As Espiii slept, this portrait hanging over his bed changed pictures... it went though the Superfriends and changed into Batman villains... it was very interesting. When Espiii awoke in the morning, he was years younger. He had black medium length hair with gray on the sides. He also had a black beard and a younger, more muscular body. Espiii put his pants on as he was leaving and picked up a quilted blanket, which he spun around his shoulders and used as a cape. As Espiii left the hotel, he hopped into what seemed like a convertable monster truck and drove this place that reminds me of the old "Kids WB!" programming because of the colors and the way everything was shaped. Appararently, the portrait flashing over his head from the previous evening was a gift from a group of super villains, asking that they join him. Espiii walked in and met up with Lex Luthor, along with the rest of the Legion of Doom (See Superfriends. XD). They stood around a round table staring at a monitor, when one of the villains said, "So are we just like... playing or what?" Another villain scowled at him angrily before saying, "Take your fucking job seriously!" He yelled at him, and spent the rest of the session lecturing him about why Villains need to take their jobs more seriously. The angry villain ended up sitting down beside Espiii who could see that the angry villain was reading from a script, it seemed. Suddenly, everyone's attention was divertered to the exit. The door was wide open and there they saw this blonde japanese animated girl very teen pop clothes. She was laying in the street, lifting off her shirt and pushing her shorts off to reveal black lacey underwear. She had the villains completely enthralled... and she slowly stood up, and beginning singing her theme song about being a poppy girl. Suddenly it turned into a music video for her, and she crawled over to the wall, climbing up it... climbing to the sky. And she then she was floating in the clouds with shooting stars flying by her... before it showed her sitting atop this huge beast of a vehicle that had razor bladed saws shooting off the sides and explosives attached to the doors and windows. It made the sound of driving, but instead of actually rolling down the road, it bounced, also making bounce sounds. It was weird... and then it bounced it's way into the Legion of Doom's base and exploded. When Espiii awoke, there was no one around. Only really tiny Punisher shirts hanging off the wall. All the villains were probably dead, but their bodies were nowhere. So Espiii left. He go onto his convertable monster truck which was parked at the curb and pulled out a note pad marked, "Livejournal." He started writing his day out, but as he did, people around him were staring at him. Afterall, he was a middle aged man wearing only a pair of jeans and a quilted blanket sitting in this convertable monster truck.
And then mom woke me up again, dropping off some medicine and some soup. Which was much appreciated, but now I have no conclusion to the dream. XD
Anyway, that's all that's happened today. I found a new use for my playstation 2! I can play CDs on it, since the damn thing won't play DVDs anymore. And it doesn't lag me like winamp, so that's pretty fun. Anyway, yeah... screwy dreams.
-Vulgar