Rofl...
Here's something from Psychology class (neurology discussion) that I found just incredibly hilarious.
Mr. Annell: Here's what I want you guys to do for homework tonight. I want you to go out and buy a 12 pack of beer, I know that most places around here card you but try anyway. Get a decent beer, preferrably Old Milwaukee... Then take that home with you and get on your computer. Turn your computer side ways, so that the CD rom drive is facing up. Open the CD Rom drive and pour the 6 pack of beer into the computer. Do you know what that'll do? That'll kill your computer... Just like what you're doing every weekend to your brain whenever you get drunk.
The class: *Uncomfortable Silence*
Ben, hidden in the corner of the room: Haha!
Have a good day, everyone. ;3