New Rating system, day to day.
I'd like to start a new system to describe how my "days" go, when I choose to post. I don't think the whole "mood" icon stuff does it for me any longer, so as I go through the painful divorce of the smiley icons, I'm going to start dating a new system. Feel free to steal this system if it fits your life.
Description/s:
1. Sleep day. A day not worth getting out of bed to enjoy or even risking a bad experience.
2. Ativan day. Days that go so bad only ativan can calm these nerves down. Also known as "I wanna be Sedated" day.
3. Alcoholic day. Also known as "I quit the wrong week to quit drinking" day. A day better experienced drunk to even tolerate. I will also freely admit the alcoholic day is often picked at the END of the day since it represents the sum total of bullshit endured on said day.
4. Bus Me day. I call this the "Bus Me" day because I'd rather be run over by a bus than go through another day like this one. One could argue the act of getting "Bussed" could happen at either the beginning or end of the day, depending on which is worse: Going to work or coming home from work.
5. Sex day. One act of sexual congress makes this day awesome by default. Any other bad things happening that day become irrelevant. Since I don't have sex that much, this day will be incredibly rare.
6. Holiday. I'm just glad I'm not at work for this day. However, its not all fun and games, as holidays with certain relatives make having root canals look like a trip to Disneyland.
7. Dollar day. As in, "another day, another dollar" cliche day. When all else is in doubt, I turn to my basic purpose: To slave away and make money for somebody else and thus get a small percentage of that money as a handout. Cynical, but so true.
8. Schroedinger's Cat day. I'm here, but I'm not. I'm there, but at the same time, not.
9. Game day. A day where all I care about is gaming, as in getting to the next level, leveling up, or killing some horrific beast that has no relevance on my life but to make me happy for a few moments. All other concerns are trivial on game day.
10. Ted Kennedy day. A day where some self-righteous person makes a statement/proclamation so stupid that it renders all other factors of the day irrelevant, except for sex. My example is what I dealt with last week at work when somebody actually said to me: "I'm so glad Ted Kennedy is dead...we finally got rid of that baby killer." Ted Kennedy day can also apply to a person's entire ignorant belief system which appalls me to the point where I wish said ignorant person had a malignant brain tumor. (I mean no disrespect to the memory of Ted Kennedy of course, I had nothing against the guy.)
So there you have it. And what was today? Ted Kennedy day, with a slight twist of Ativan Day at the end. Yep, it was that bad. I get so tired of listening to some people go on and on about their misguided views on health care that my head is about to explode. All I can say is please do your homework before believing any wild stories.
Description/s:
1. Sleep day. A day not worth getting out of bed to enjoy or even risking a bad experience.
2. Ativan day. Days that go so bad only ativan can calm these nerves down. Also known as "I wanna be Sedated" day.
3. Alcoholic day. Also known as "I quit the wrong week to quit drinking" day. A day better experienced drunk to even tolerate. I will also freely admit the alcoholic day is often picked at the END of the day since it represents the sum total of bullshit endured on said day.
4. Bus Me day. I call this the "Bus Me" day because I'd rather be run over by a bus than go through another day like this one. One could argue the act of getting "Bussed" could happen at either the beginning or end of the day, depending on which is worse: Going to work or coming home from work.
5. Sex day. One act of sexual congress makes this day awesome by default. Any other bad things happening that day become irrelevant. Since I don't have sex that much, this day will be incredibly rare.
6. Holiday. I'm just glad I'm not at work for this day. However, its not all fun and games, as holidays with certain relatives make having root canals look like a trip to Disneyland.
7. Dollar day. As in, "another day, another dollar" cliche day. When all else is in doubt, I turn to my basic purpose: To slave away and make money for somebody else and thus get a small percentage of that money as a handout. Cynical, but so true.
8. Schroedinger's Cat day. I'm here, but I'm not. I'm there, but at the same time, not.
9. Game day. A day where all I care about is gaming, as in getting to the next level, leveling up, or killing some horrific beast that has no relevance on my life but to make me happy for a few moments. All other concerns are trivial on game day.
10. Ted Kennedy day. A day where some self-righteous person makes a statement/proclamation so stupid that it renders all other factors of the day irrelevant, except for sex. My example is what I dealt with last week at work when somebody actually said to me: "I'm so glad Ted Kennedy is dead...we finally got rid of that baby killer." Ted Kennedy day can also apply to a person's entire ignorant belief system which appalls me to the point where I wish said ignorant person had a malignant brain tumor. (I mean no disrespect to the memory of Ted Kennedy of course, I had nothing against the guy.)
So there you have it. And what was today? Ted Kennedy day, with a slight twist of Ativan Day at the end. Yep, it was that bad. I get so tired of listening to some people go on and on about their misguided views on health care that my head is about to explode. All I can say is please do your homework before believing any wild stories.