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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EFFY!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND EVERYONE DESERVES TO HAVE AN EFFY LIKE YOU BUT NOBODY CAN BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE EFFY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND SHE IS MINE. I DO NOT KNOW HOW I GOT SO LUCKY AS TO HAVE MY EFFY BECAUSE HOW COULD I DESERVE SOMEONE AS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AS EFFY IS? CAN THE WORLD HANDLE EFFY FOR ANOTHER YEAR? OH HELLS YEAH! THE WORLD IS LUCKY TO HAVE EFFY FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND AS THE YIDS SAY, TILL 120 YEARS, MY EFFY. BECAUSE IF YOU LIVE TILL 120 BIRTHDAYS THEN THE WORLD WILL BE OMG LUCKY! HECK, I AM LUCKY JUST FOR HAVING KNOWN YOU! EFFY YOU ARE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE AND BLUEBERRY PIE AND ALL THE PIES EVER IN THE WORLD THAT I LOVE AND FLOWERS AND STARS AND SCIENCE MOST ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU ARE MADE FROM ALL THE BESTEST THINGS IN THE WORLD. I L U MY EFFY. FOREVERS AND EVERS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!