Series of Events: Wednesday night through Thursday morning

Oct 18, 2007 06:54

8:45 pm: Get off four hour shift at the diner, and stopped at coffee house for dinner, my first real meal of the day (excluding the lucky charms scarfed hastily before CIE).
9:57 pm: Screw up limewire and utter a colorful array of appropriate profanities.
10:36 pm: Study katakana for upcoming quiz .
10:37 pm: Come to the realization that I am going to fail upcoming quiz.
10:38 pm: Play The Sims.
11:57 pm: First attempt at sleep.
12:45 am: Hall idiots (probably intoxicated) fall into our wall several times in rapid succession.
1:15 am: Idiots return with BULLHORN and proceed to shout "testicles" over...and over...and over again.
1:16 am: Roommate threatens to shove aforementioned bullhorn up idiots' rectal cavity if activity is not immediately ceased.
1:36 am: Discouraged by roommate's violent response, idiots proceed OUTSIDE dormitory to shout "testicles" repeatedly.
1:37 am: Conclude that some individuals must not have been beaten enough as children.
2:05 am: Second attempt at sleep.
2:27 am: Fire alarm sounds. Building evacuated.
2:33 am: Dorm advisers learn that guard authorized to shut off fire alarm is unavailable. Students proceed to sit outside for the next twenty minutes.
2:50 am: Walk to Wawa with Ryan and other roommate to kill time.
3:24 am: Return to dormitory and realize that any chance at sleep is lost.
3:25 am: Take bizarre cracked out pictures and upload to facebook.
3:45 am: Compare Ryan to molecule of ATP.
4:36 am: Have trippy conversation with roommate about waffles and kinky nuns until 5:56.
5:56 am: Sleep.
6:27 am: Wake up.

Fin.
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