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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I donated bone marrow to poopstar in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave neverstarsburn a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I helped novimnet across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for deanzlilraver (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (360 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
neonlime