Managing mailing list subscriptions

[neonleonb]

I'm feeling comedic. Also, Google Groups recently started ending emails with, "To unsubscribe from this group, email google_groups...."

I'd rather unsubscribe in more creative ways. To unsubscribe from this group:

1. kick a puppy.
2. write "unsubscribe" on your chest and flash the Google Street View van.
3. moon the Google Street View van. No writing is required.
4. burn a hair from the head of a virgin under the darkness of the new moon. The owner of the hair will then receive the emails meant for you.
   
5. click your heels three times and say, "There's nowhere like real life."
6. teach a child to read and write, then assign them to manage your group subscription.
7. punch the computer so hard the email bounces.
8. sneak into the Google cafeteria and steal a free lunch.
9. post endless rants to this group until everyone ignores and avoids it.