Well, I guess it's tangy, anyway
Consider the following shampoo for sale on Amazon:
I'd like you to note that the primary product feature is that it allows you to "Squeeze a tangy burst!" Now, I don't know about you, but to me that sounds like a euphemism in the vein of "pinch a loaf," "drop the kids off at the pool," or "move one's bowels." I actually saw one of these bottles in person, and it clearly describes the benefits of squeezing a tangy burst, which admittedly sounds like quite the positive experience.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spread this hilarious new euphemism. Next time you need to excuse yourself for #2, make the excuse a tangy one.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go squeeze a tangy burst.
I'd like you to note that the primary product feature is that it allows you to "Squeeze a tangy burst!" Now, I don't know about you, but to me that sounds like a euphemism in the vein of "pinch a loaf," "drop the kids off at the pool," or "move one's bowels." I actually saw one of these bottles in person, and it clearly describes the benefits of squeezing a tangy burst, which admittedly sounds like quite the positive experience.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spread this hilarious new euphemism. Next time you need to excuse yourself for #2, make the excuse a tangy one.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go squeeze a tangy burst.